mitch marner at development camp 07.04.16

Jack meeting new French-Canadian tadpole

Jack: Salut, ça va?
Tadpole: Ça va. Ça va?
Jack: Ça va.
Holster: Here we see the French-Canadians in their natural habitats.
Ransom: The French-Canadians need very little to communicate.
Holster: Hence why they only use two words as greetings.
Ransom: According to research, it does not happen in other languages of latin origins. Making the French-Canadians a very rare specie.
Jack: Alright guys that’s enough, you’ll freak out the tadpole.
Holster: ONE OF THEM SPOTTED US!
Ransom: ABORT! ABORT!

mightymalkin:

The best Instagram comment I’ve ever seen was where someone referred to the Flyers as “a bunch of shitty traffic cones”

coloradoavalanche:

Poor Picks.

nailyakupv:

True Blue |

Edmonton Oilers ➜

Connor McDavid

“We were—I mean it’s a pretty embarrassing video but uh, we
were uh, trying to make fun of our moms because our moms were doing it right
before that. And uh, so we—Stromer and I just thought it would be funny if we
made fun of our moms but obviously they don’t show the moms so it just made us
look like a couple of idiots. But um, it was funny to look back at I guess, but
a lot of people saw that video, unfortunately.”

wonthetrade:

A wet dream of a face-off. (EDM vs PIT – 11/08/2016)

wonthetrade:

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins finally nets his first of the season (and gets a very excited hug from his captain.) (vs. NYR – 11/03/2016)

wonthetrade:

“Goalie interference? I don’t know, man, it wasn’t me.”
– Jordan Eberle, probably
(vs NYR – 11/03/2016)

wonthetrade:

Ohhhh, we’re half way there. Oh-ho we’re living on a prayer.
Marner and Matthews are cuties during the goalie change.
(vs VAN – 11/05/2016)

watched the habs-jackets game

What the hell happened? I feel for them (especially Pricey, who couldn’t do anything from the tunnel), but that was some shitty, shitty hockey. Gonna fuck up their stats something chronic.