violacakes:

mia7437:

zimmbonibitty:

benjji2795:

wheeloffortune-design:

Once they come out, Jack starts wearing a tshirt that reads “My boyfriend is a hockey player”

Okay but just imagine with me…Jack comes out but doesn’t introduce Bitty to the public at large. And when he wears the t-shirt…like oh my god, the gossip and speculation! People are throwing out all kinds of names! Crosby, Seguin, Mashkov, and even Parson! Every day it’s some one new! (The Falconers, who are very familiar with Bitty, take great delight in informing Jack as to who the media thinks his boyfriend is that day).

snowy: yo Zimmboni, you didn’t happen to have dinner with Malkin last night, did you?

Jack: yeah, Geno and I were catching up, it’s been a while

Tater: why you not invite me? I thought I was your sexy Russian boyfriend

poots: hold on guys the wifi won’t connect and we need to see who’s in the top boyfriend spot today

snowy: i got 4G, how the hell am I not ahead of ovechkin he’s ancient and I have most of my teeth

Tater gets “I am Zimmermann’s boyfriend” t-shirts made and raises a LOT of money for charity, because a bunch of very famous NHL players all wear them at once in an I am Spartacus situation that brings Instagram to a grinding halt for three days.

Jack meeting new French-Canadian tadpole

Jack: Salut, ça va?
Tadpole: Ça va. Ça va?
Jack: Ça va.
Holster: Here we see the French-Canadians in their natural habitats.
Ransom: The French-Canadians need very little to communicate.
Holster: Hence why they only use two words as greetings.
Ransom: According to research, it does not happen in other languages of latin origins. Making the French-Canadians a very rare specie.
Jack: Alright guys that’s enough, you’ll freak out the tadpole.
Holster: ONE OF THEM SPOTTED US!
Ransom: ABORT! ABORT!