Tag: jokes

gallusrostromegalus:

devildyke:

gallusrostromegalus:

devildyke:

So I had a dream today I told the world’s worst joke. I woke up, wrote it down, and it is

1.) Coherent
2.) A complete joke
3.) Pretty bad

So I present to you, Atma’s Dream Joke

A woman is lost in a desert. She is growing bored and horny and screams out “As God as my witness, I will fuck the next object I see, regardless.” God drops down a printer cartridge. The woman asks “What the fuck, God?” and God replies “It really sets the tone for your situation, doesn’t it?”

This is  beautiful, thank you, I’m texting it to my mother.

oh so this is the post i’m gonna be known for. could be a lot worse.

tell me what your mom thinks, please

Mom thinks your subconcious is a comedic genius and that you should listen to it more.