I’m sorry but that one hockey player I’m supposed to find sexy just looks like a douchey hobbit. Meriadoc Brandybuck, specifically. You know the one, he wears green and he hockeyed naked with a popsicle one time, got a real hobbity face
Evidence!
‘I wish it need not have happened in my time,’ said Frodo.
‘So do I,’ said Gandalf, ‘and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.’
Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!
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