So I had a dream today I told the world’s worst joke. I woke up, wrote it down, and it is
1.) Coherent 2.) A complete joke 3.) Pretty bad
So I present to you, Atma’s Dream Joke
A woman is lost in a desert. She is growing bored and horny and screams out “As God as my witness, I will fuck the next object I see, regardless.” God drops down a printer cartridge. The woman asks “What the fuck, God?” and God replies “It really sets the tone for your situation, doesn’t it?”
This is beautiful, thank you, I’m texting it to my mother.
oh so this is the post i’m gonna be known for. could be a lot worse.
tell me what your mom thinks, please
Mom thinks your subconcious is a comedic genius and that you should listen to it more.
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this made my day its so adorable
This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!
When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:
Steel Phoenix Studios 