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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

LMAO He just said he does

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y’all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being 30-35 is like that bit in the game where you mostly know what you’re doing and have fixed a few of the levelling issues, but still can’t do anything because you don’t have any gold or mana left.

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I’ve been working on a wooden longbow most of the afternoon.  Here are ten easy steps for making your own 🙂

1. Cut down a tree

2.Split that tree into lengthwise sections called staves. The dog will help

3. Build a woodshed

4. Let those staves dry for a few years in the shed

5. Remove all the shit that isn’t a bow. The dog will help again by lying on your foot

6. Make sure the handle stays centered in the growth rings

7. Steam bend and weight the wood so that both limbs start with the same bend

8. Slowly remove wood from the belly of the bow on both sides until they bend evenly

9. Add tip overlays, handle wraps, and all the fancy crap

10. Go out in the yard and practice till hunting season starts

I may need to drive to town for some human contact.

😮

Any particular wood?  What was it here?  I always meant to try making a bow out of my parents’ overgrown yew shrubbery, but that didn’t work out.

Pictured in the compilation above are shagbark hickory, hop-hornbeam, and common buckthorn. While English yew is rightfully considered one of the best bow woods, almost any straight grained hardwood can make a very nice bow. You can even use maple boards from the hardware store to start.

“Shagbark Hickory,” “Hop-Hornbeam,” and “Common Buckthorn,” all sound like the names middle earth kids give their high school garage bands.

😂😂😂… and now my brain just created Ent Metal as a genre. It’s pretty damn Larghissimo, but very strong.

what a fuckin’ nerd.

Okay now I want to figure out what ent metal would sound like.

I’m thinking thunder and whale song. Somehow.

The amount of notes this has gotten is absurd. That doesn’t happen to my posts, but since you crazy kids seem interested here’s (one of a gajillion ways) to make the accompanying primitive arrows.

We want lighter wood than we used to make the bows. This is white cedar- nice and light and sproingy.

Mill that up into rectangular pieces as long as your arrows need to be.

Then you use this homemade tool called a shooting board to rest them in while you hand plane them from rectangular to round.

You saved your wings from the spring turkey hunt, right? Good, we’re gonna need those primary feathers.

Make yourself a pattern out brass or copper sheet, clamp the feather to it, and burn it with a torch. This will shape the feathers into fletchings.

Now we need to make pine pitch glue by melting together pine pitch (you can pick it off pine trees where they’ve been injured) and hardwood charcoal. Think of it as ancient people’s super glue.

Get your paleontologist buddy to give you some rock from actual Paleolithic quarry sites ‘cuz that’s pretty rad.

Learn flint knapping… he said casually after years of hair-pulling-out struggles with it.

Attach your stone points to your arrow shafts using the ancient super glue stuff and leg sinew from the deer you got last year. Do the same for the fletchings.

And you’re finally ready to start practicing! Don’t worry, the dog will help again by standing directly in front of the target because she’s beautiful and loving, but not very good at critical thinking sometimes.

mansies, this post keeps getting more awesome. 🙂

also, proposal: should Caradhras have a different name in summertime? i’m feelin’ a more Bag End or Hobbiton vibe when the place isn’t covered in show.

You can’t go changing place names seasonally, @danipup What would the maps look like? Every place has 4 names?😂😂

I’m living in 3018 map ideas, @striderofthenorth-dom . get with the program, Bow Boy. 💡

From up the thread- I’m glad all these Old Romantics are into Ent Music.

Tagging @exhaustedtree for like three different reasons, lol.

I’m thinking Ent Metal would be a cross between Doom Metal and Folk Metal.

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scribefindegil:

the old-timers I played with back in Iowa used to say “it’s good enough for folk music” when we got tired of tuning and now it’s entered my vocabulary as an all-purpose useful phrase for beating back perfectionism. 

sure, i could make this closer to perfect if i put in more time and effort and there might be circumstances under which that’s a good idea, but for now i’ll get more joy and use out of it if i just accept the kind of wonky version and keep going.

Some variants of this I’ve heard, if folk music isn’t your jam:

  • Good Enough For Shakespeare (used to justify odd word choices, cliche’d plot devices, and putting Dick Jokes in the middle of serious work)
  • Good Enough For Government Work (Used when you can’t finagle the math so you round up and get on with your life)
  • Good Enough For Saint Anthony (used by my Catholic Grandmother, usually when something went wrong in the kitchen)
  • Good Enough For The Lutherans (Used by catholic great-aunt, usually when we were running late for something)
  • Good Enough For Fish And Biscuits (Great-Uncle Francis said this all the tie and I have no idea what it means but the man was an overwhelming sucess at life so I guess it works)

I would like to add that this is literally a way of life for some New Zealanders, vis: “She’ll be right, mate!”