sovietcigarettesandstuff:

bobbyhellstrom:

leandraholmes:

We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid:

“Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!”

“Lord, throw some brains from the heavens.“

fave follow-up: “oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” – “or stones as long as he hits the mark”

Germans don’t fuck about.

my fave follow-up “und mache dass die Idioten es nicht aufessen.” – “and make that the idiots don’t eat it.”

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

cinematik:

cinematik:

acceptable marvel characters to stan:

peter parker and friends

anyone from wakanda

honestly. that’s it i’m sorry

……fuck

i’ve found it. peak meme.

prudencepaccard:

the-grey-tribe:

elzebrook:

via https://twitter.com/pls_b_nice_2_me

@prudencepaccard

ava-dakedavra:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

onceuponachippedteacup:

cupcaketoxic:

l-o-t-r:

The Hobbits

they look like a boyband

MORDORECTION

In-Shire

Fall Out Hobbit

Backstreet Brandywines

Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”

my-moonlight-us:

This cat is a selfie addict 😁

queencolondarkwing:

randomslasher:

celesteandtheirfandoms:

micdotcom:

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Men who make fun of the absurdity of gendered products (and are aware of the frailty of the type of masculinity that created them) give me life. You guys are amazing.

Imagine going to someones house and seeing all these products in there. Like…

breelandwalker:

robotlyra:

pyreo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

darth-bale:

RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

pkmndaisuki:

sonic:

They saw an opportunity and, by god, they fucking took it.

@queerpyracy