Tag: lulz

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

batgirlrolls20s:

hekyll-jyde:

cowscratch:

crinoline-gremlin:

rowsdower-saves-us:

enbylebeau:

xcziel:

kabber:

So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”

quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more

War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers

Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’

Death drives a minivan

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I’m sorry I just really had to draw this _(:’3_)_

YES GOOD

I will ALWAYS reblog this.

I want someone to put this in a book or a movie and I need it to be called “Death Drives a Minivan”

caecilius-est-pater:

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

naryrising:

probably-voldemort:

Mom: “They’re cute.  I’d put them in a boat.”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “Isn’t that what it’s called?  When you think people would be good together?  They’re on a boat?”

Sister: “You mean you ship them?”

Mom: “Is that it?  I knew it had something to do with boats.  I ship them.”