ocdplayer:

iatethepomegranate:

ocdplayer:

serioussarcsm:

ocdplayer:

captainirrayditation:

ocdplayer:

i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.

like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ “oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”

y/y

oh  my gosh yes

“but what are they biologically?”

“…they are human.”

oh my god

“But what is between their legs?!”

“That is not of your concern, but on a good  day, myself!”

IM SCREAMING

        (via tinpanali)

HELP

deducecanoe:

cynassa:

I desperately want a fic where Steve marries Bucky out of spite.

I don’t care why. Is it because Fox news tells him to come on their channel and speak out again same-sex marriage, and he just shows up dragging Bucky like ‘surprise motherfuckers’

Did he do it because ppl are trying to put Bucky in jail/facilities and telling him he’s not family, he doesn’t get to see him??? And he’s like ‘i’ll SHOW YOU’

Did he and Bucky promise to shack up together if they got out of the war alive and he’s like screw the universe, we’RE FUCKING DOING IT!!

All I want is Steve the ultimate human version of the ‘pick your battles… no that’s too many’  Rogers to bulldoze through any and everything bc he’s gonna marry Bucky!!!! he’s just gonna and you can’t stop him!

And no one except Bucky actually thinks he’s gonna, but Bucky knows that fucker. he sometimes thinks that the only way he ever survived long enough to become Captain America is out of sheer spite at everyone who thought he was better off dead.

I would like all of these.

Rhodey (possibly) canon

dum-meme:

squeeful:

the-feels-assassin:

fuzzybooks:

fuckyeahrhodey:

yourtessthings:

The one thing I think fanfic authors miss, is Rhodey went to MIT with Tony. His major was probably aerospace engineering, since many Air Force officer candidates major in this area. You know what another name for an aerospace engineer is? Rocket scientist.

Rhodey is a rocket scientist.

Rhodey is a rocket scientist, y’all. Treat him with the scientific respect he deserves.

Rhodey did indeed go to and graduate MIT for Aerospace Engineering in MCU canon.  that is legit.  He is a rocket scientist

tho, post MIT and probably during, his specialty became more weapons focused but no doubt he is quite knowledgeable in a lot of other related areas

 (via mayqueen517)

A note on rocket science and weapons from a rocket scientist with a more than passing knowledge of how rocket scientists function in the US Air Force. 😀

It is completely reasonable for an aerospace engineer to go into weapons, especially missiles. And it makes sense for Rhodey to be a missile guy, since he’s working with Tony and what do we see Tony giving the Air Force at the beginning of the first Iron Man movie? The Jericho Missile.

Missiles are at their heart, a rocket problem. 

For a missile, aerospace engineering is required, in at least three parts. (1) The aerodynamics of the missile, (2) the guidance, navigation and control of the missile, and (3) the propulsion system of the missile. Now if we extend this problem to Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs), you also have to consider the astrodynamics problem, so this is an additional area in a missile design that an aerospace engineer would be required.

Whether Rhodey initially put himself on a path to study missiles, I can’t say. What I can say is something about the idea that Rhodey is “no doubt knowledgeable in other related areas.” This is undeniably true. The Air Force does not actually seek to over specialize their officers. They instead put them on a path that leads them towards a more “jack of all trades master of none” philosophy. So it is highly likely that Rhodey spent time in all areas related to Aerospace Engineering–including airplanes, helicopters, and satellites. To get as far as he is in the military, a Colonel, Rhodey would also have been required to do multiple over seas tours and probably spent some time doing nothing more than being a glorified admin while he was a lowly LT or Captain. (As a general rule, butter bar lieutenants are trusted with exactly zero responsibility. I can just imagine Rhodey calling up his buddy Stark to complain and Stark being like “weeeelllll, you could always come work for me” and Rhodey being all like “NOT ON YOUR LIFE” and Rhodey just continuing to press through and making it clear he is worth something until finally he’s a first LT and they actually trust him with something.)

If Rhodey did not get his master’s degree from MIT, which is likely if he was ROTC though not impossible, he probably went to AFIT for his later degrees. And Rhodey would *at least* have a master’s degree, since a master’s degree is essentially required to ascend from the rank of Captain to Major. I say *essentially* because the Air Force occasionally changes it policy on this. Sometimes it’s absolutely required and sometimes it’s merely recommended. Regardless, Rhodey would at the very least have a master’s degree. It’s also highly likely that for a Colonel working in a research based division, he would be required to have his PhD (considering it’s Air Force weapons, I’m going to make the guess that he probably works in something similar to AFRL Munitions Directorate, though perhaps not that particular group since Rhodey doesn’t seem to be based out of Eglin AFB). As a full bird Colonel, it’s also highly likely that Rhodey would in fact be IN CHARGE of the entire research directorate. 

So yes, not only would Rhodey be highly knowledgeable in all areas of Aerospace Engineer, he would probably also have a PhD in it, and is probably in charge of whatever weapons division he runs.

For example USAF research colonels, check out these biographies of current USAF colonels: here and here.

It’s canon that Rhodey got his masters in aeronautic engineering from MIT and that he’s in the military weapons R&D. That’s why he’s the SI liaison. It’s not speculation. Canooooooon.

Dr. Uncle Rhodey.

@memewarmachinerox

gallusrostromegalus:

Unexpected Benefit of Black Panther: my local pet shelters went from having something like 50-60 black cats between them to having NONE, becuase they’ve all been adopted out and named after the characters. “T’challa” is the most popular, but there are a fair number of “Okoye”s and “Shuri”s as well.

…and one very confused Elderly Humane Society Volunteer wondering why someone would name such a sweet cat “Killmonger”.

laporcupina:

keeperofarestlessheart:

More fanart for Domenika Marzione’s Freezer Burn. All quotes are from chapters 20-27. (Featuring Cap being sassed by Operative Baker and Corrales’ beautifully confused lunch.)

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Guys, she drew Corrales! And the My Little Pony lunchbox! 

Actually, there’s maybe two pictures without food? I might have earned that reputation… (But one of the ones without food is a tiny moment I’m so thrilled she picked and the choices she made for it.)