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Hm on skinny Steve. Some hand wavey magic later and skinny Steve is in big Steve’s place, how does the dynamic of the barbershop quartet change? Does it? How does the others think of this change? How does Steve? (In the sense for Steve, does it kind of thrill him that he isn’t the strongest in the room anymore? What does Nat and Sam think? How does Bucky recat to his Lil Steve again?)

unclesteeb-deactivated20180323:

oooooohh!! This is good! Let’s assume that Steve’s either not full of illness or gets immediate and proper medication so that he’s good to go. Let’s also assume is temporary so Steve’s not having a ridiculous crisis.

Sam would be the one to enjoy it the most for non-sexual reasons I think. He either makes Steve run with him or makes Steve watch him run and he laughs and laughs the entire time. Payback’s a bitch. Besides all the petty reasons though, I think he really enjoys seeing Steve smaller and that even though all his giant muscles are gone, he still has all the same bravado that he had before. Sam would be the snappiest about it. He picks Steve up at least once just so he can say he did it. I feel like Sam doesn’t let up on Steve at all because he doesn’t see Steve any differently if he’s big or small. It makes the least bit of sexual difference to him but he finally gets to try out some more acrobatic stuff on him now that he doesn’t weigh a ton.

Natasha? Loves it. Like, really loves it. It’s still her Steve but now she can crush him like a bug and tbh Steve’s just as into that as she is. She probably literally walks all over him and spends a lot of time riding him. So… not much changes there tbh. Nat’s super into skinny Steve though. I feel like knowing Steve skinny is a window into his soul. All the weird mannerisms that seemed odd for a giant man to do make sense on a little guy. She figures out that Steve’s still that little guy even when he’s big, he just can’t hold her up against a wall and fuck him anymore. Natasha’s probably super turned on by understanding the inner workings of someone’s mind. Since Steve’s super libido is gone too she also spends a lot of time sitting on his face.

Bucky’s interesting because it could go one of two ways. He could either be like ‘holy shit there’s the Steve I miss/ never got to fuck I gotta do him like I’ve wanted to for forever’ or ‘wtf this is weird and wrong and I’m gonna kill my tiny friend’! Either way it takes Bucky a while to come around but when he does, he really does. Bucky’s always a little sweet with Steve but when he’s tiny it’s amplified. It drives Steve crazy because he doesn’t want sweetness so he pushes and pushes and eventually gets Bucky to treat him how he wants. (He wants to get rekt)

Steve himself is probably extra needy and a little whiny and eventually decides that there’s no need to be miserable when his lovers can all pick him up and toss him around now.

FXCGJKJLKJ OR STEVE & HIS NONSENSE FEATURING “You broke what?!?” – “Don’t worry, I’m okay.” OR “The doctor said it’s normal” – “Well that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.” FT. MEMBER(S) OF THE BARBERSHOP QUARTET

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Sam laid in bed and considered the idea that he was dying.

“You’re not dying,” Steve said, but he was holding his hand in a worrying grip that really didn’t reassure him.

“I feel like I’m dying,” Sam said.

“Serves you right,” Bucky muttered from where he was pacing in concern in the opposite side of the hotel room.

“The doctor said it’s normal,” Natasha said. She stood perfectly still at the base of the bed. She hadn’t moved a muscle for twenty minutes. She was worried too.

“Well, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt,” Sam grumbled, wincing as his ribs pulled.

Run away with me, Steve said. It’ll be fun, Steve said. You won’t nearly die in a freak explosion, Sam, Steve said.

“This is all my fault,” Steve whispered, pressing his forehead to their hands.

“No, c’mon,” Sam said, squeezing Steve’s hand. “It was that fucking Nazi’s fault.”

Steve gave Sam the big, pleading puppy-dog eyes. “I’m so sorry, Sammy.”

“He’ll be fine,” Natasha said, voice clipped. She finally moved, sitting on the bed by Sam’s feet. She put her hand on his ankle. “You’ll be fine,” she said in a softer voice.

“This sucks,” Bucky said, coming to sit by Sam’s other side like that was something he did. “You motherfucker.”

“I’d push you into an explosion,” Sam said exhaustedly, trying for a smile.

“Fucker,” Bucky said, looking away, blinking rapidly.

“Let’s watch a movie,” Sam said after a minute. “Take my mind off shit. Cuddle up, bitches.”

“We don’t want to hurt you,” Steve said, hesitating, even as Natasha and Bucky started to move to curl around Sam.

“Come here,” Sam said quietly.

They watched a damn movie. Sam passed out within twenty minutes.

potofsoup:

Drunken Fun and Other Happy Horseshit

fic by @frostyemma (AO3)
art by @potofsoup (AO3)

Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Timothy “Dum Dum” Dugan, Jim Morita, Gabe Jones, Jacques Dernier, James Montgomery Falsworth
Additional Tags:Hurt/Comfort, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Minor Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Wartime Romance, Sex Work, Angst and Feels, Angst with a Happy Ending, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers Feels

Wordcount: 5722

Summary:

Everything was spiraling out of control, and Bucky didn’t know how to stop it. Didn’t know how to take any of it back or make it go away.

“Look, just…” He scrubbed a hand over his face. “Just forget I said anything, okay? You’re standing up to bullies. You’re doing the right thing.” He tried to smile. “What’s done is done. No going back.”

After a few bottles of cheap booze and some coaxing from Steve, Bucky finds himself opening up. About everything. And somehow, that ends in kissing. (Which means what for them…?)

An artistic collaboration for Captain America Reverse Big Bang 2017! (@capreversebb)

Many thanks to frostyemma for writing this adorably angsty fic, for sending me the perfect scene to draw for, and for being so agreeable to my last-minute shenanigans. Thanks also to the CapRBB Slack for all the art feedback, and working with me until the kiss didn’t look like they were just nose-jousting. 😀

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writerlyn:

I unabashedly loved this scene.

My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she’s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like “omg girls let me teach you what I learned in America. It’s vital we teach our tiny assassins to knit, I met a woman who successfully concealed a whole chicken in her sweater, they’ll need this kind of ingenuity in the field.”

I also really love that this is a large group of women who unabashedly like food and eating. None of them are going “oh no my diet, what if I get fat?”, they’re like “I CAN FIT A  CHICKEN IN MY SWEATER AND THEN LATER, I HAVE A WHOLE CHICKEN FOR ME.”

I’ve reblogged this before and seen it at least a dozen times, but every time I see “AND THEN LATER, I HAVE A WHOLE CHICKEN FOR ME.” I start ugly laughing and can’t stop and frighten the dog.

Remember that these women grew up during the depression. A lot of them probably learned food hoarding tactics because they never knew when their next meal was going to be. So yeah, if you have the chance to shove an entire chicken in your sweater so later, when there is suddenly *no food*? You’re gonna take it.