Thanks, Houston, we’re Oh Your Porn Has Emotions Now and you’ve been great.
Hey guys, it’s Just Just Just and The Actuallys and this is our album “Italics”
Opening tonight is Went Into Past Tense Somewhere.
Yo, we’re Utter Lack of Dialogue. Hope you enjoyed us and Too Many Adjectives tonight!
Hey buddy, me and All Dialogue No Action here would like to challenge you to a Battle of the Bands.
I think Blocks of Tagless Dialogue will give you a run for your money.
You know your wanna hear Excessive Dashes and Nodding!
Long Lost Relatives for EVERYONE!!!
I’d like to introduce my new band, The Ending Is Rushed
Live Nation is proud to present an evening with Tense Shift, featuring special guests Attack of the Subordinate Clauses and Prolix Lass. Please note the early start time! The show will run twice as long as it’s supposed to be.
On tonight we have Terrible Characterisation, with support from All Research No Writing and Run-On Sentences!
Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii
Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity