duality

Sometimes being an adult is about facing the difficult things, doing what’s right, and working hard.

Other times it’s sitting on the kitchen floor drinking a mint choc chip thickshake because it’s been a hard week, and you deserve it, dammit.

laporcupina:

cacchieressa:

tygermama:

introspectivenavelgazer:

soyeahso:

porcupine-girl:

brb-theres-cookies:

hazeldomain:

pervocracy:

nudityandnerdery:

seananmcguire:

lindsayribar:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

Thanks, Houston, we’re Oh Your Porn Has Emotions Now and you’ve been great.

Hey guys, it’s Just Just Just and The Actuallys and this is our album “Italics”

Opening tonight is Went Into Past Tense Somewhere. 

Yo, we’re Utter Lack of Dialogue. Hope you enjoyed us and Too Many Adjectives tonight!

Hey buddy, me and All Dialogue No Action here would like to challenge you to a Battle of the Bands.

I think Blocks of Tagless Dialogue will give you a run for your money.

You know your wanna hear Excessive Dashes and Nodding!

Long Lost Relatives for EVERYONE!!!

I’d like to introduce my new band, The Ending Is Rushed

Live Nation is proud to present an evening with Tense Shift, featuring special guests Attack of the Subordinate Clauses and Prolix Lass. Please note the early start time! The show will run twice as long as it’s supposed to be. 

On tonight we have Terrible Characterisation, with support from All Research No Writing and Run-On Sentences!

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

leahelizabeth89:

possiblestalker:

indianajjones:

opalescentlesbian:

entropyalarm:

katfiction2001:

“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

R U SURE

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once

“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!”
“Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*

READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”

AUTHOR:

@deadcatwithaflamethrower
… why do I see this being you at times?

Because it is such truth.  *G*

“Do you have your story planned out in advance?”

“Do I…  …..heh.  …..Sure. Yes. Let’s go with that.”

robotlyra:

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity