nestofstraightlines:

copperbadge:

emotionsandgrahamcrackers:

copperbadge:

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

in another thread, this user writes:

my name is Dog,
and wen its tea,
i hope they giv
sum foode to me –
i hope they shair
befor its gon –
they never do.
i dont get non.

😦

and then replies to their own comment:

my name is Cow,
and this is tru –
my caynine frend,
its up to yu.
so just be brayve
and smart insted –
and be like me.
i lik the bred.

First of all how dare you

I thought about these poems a lot today

nestofstraightlines:

kc749:

adi-fitri:

akazkucha:

kasualkaymer:

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

pappyjoes:

i hate writing historical fic because every five sentences you’re googling random shit like “when did billiards become popular in america” & i’ll have you know it was the 1820s

fun fact my pals the word ‘okay’ or ‘O.K.’ (the abbreviation for the old timey spelling of ‘all correct’) was popularized in 1840 by Van Buren’s US presidential election slogan and seeing it in historical fiction before then feels like a little glitch in the matrix, but seeing it in an Old Timey Fantasy setting sends me down the rabbit hole of how a fantasy world language would be brutal to translate, and language in general is a trip, and nothing means anything, probably 

I just want to add a correction: O.K. was not an abbreviation for an “old-timey” spelling of “all correct”; it is in fact an abbreviation for an INTENTIONAL MISSPELLING of “all correct.” There was a short-lived period in the 1800s where it became amusing and trendy to flagrantly misspell conversational phrases and then abbreviate them, and “O.K.” is the only one to survive to the present day.

O.K. is an ancient MEME.

OL KORECK!

You telling me like 100 years from now, words like “birb”, “smol”, and “bode” are gonna be actual words?

Well they kinda already are. You say or type them, others know what you mean. That’s what words and language do. Of course we have to make new ones, because we keep finding new concepts. Even if it’s ‘that thing is small but differently small than a normal small.’ Like two different shades of blue.

I love oll korrect for exactly this reason. So much of our language us just what a bunch of cool kids for two years in the 18th century thought was funny

syntaxtree:

mairzydotes:

bagelcollector:

madness-and-gods:

NO 😂

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The first meme for 2017 should be all the old ones but wholesome

tawghasa:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

mehofkirkwall:

samurljackson:

theinnocentgear:

animatedamerican:

rea-rivkah:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

I’ll go first

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: I love you so much and I want to declare it to the world but public extreme expressions of love short of marriage proposals are looked down upon or made fun of by society and I’m worried people are going to judge me but I’m content being by your side because there’s nothing I love more

you: I love you
me, and intellectual: I love you unconditionally and the fact that I see myself as more intuitive does not change that at all, and, in fact, sometimes enhances my love for you

Did you know that I will climb nearly 90 degree angles to announce my deep love for you from the top of the highest mountains. Because I crave that affection.

Me, on a date: how do you feel about wholesome memes?
My date: I love them so much as it is my deepest desire to have that kind of connection with someone
Me: *pulling breadsticks out of my purse* I stole these from Olive Garden and want to share them with you

Come one guys join in on this
In case you haven’t noticed this whole meme is already a wholesome version of a past meme, the “what will be the first meme of 2015” meme
So this meme is a meme of itself

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so loved and supported right now.

this kind of wholesome subversion of memes looks like a lot of

fun

jewishbookwyrm: i have made a wholesome meme
tumblr: you fixed a really bad trend is what you did. look at it. it’s got love and support.

are we doing loving memes?

friends, we might be

“Tumblr a pit of hate and despair” factoid is incorrect. Wholesome Georg, who posts support and friendship from a cave is representative adn should be counted.

maybe the real wholesome memes were the friends we made along the way

Friends: supported
Memes: wholesome
Dick jokes: out

primarybufferpanel:

singoallala:

thebyrchentwigges:

vulgarweed:

dominatrixeditrix:

snogandagrope:

hiddenlacuna:

anarfea:

prettyarbitrary:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

enjoytheelephant:

hotdogsngiggles:

thatgirlonstage:

stagemanagerofspades:

propitlikeithot:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

kelsei-is-amazed-by-you:

ificouldbeheard:

imjustsotiredallthetime:

akingofstars:

witchofkeys:

thehornedwitch:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

i continue being me, but with horns. cool

Just me… with more keys. Give me all the keys.

I RULE THE STARS THEMSELVES AAAAH

i am unable to take a nap.

I become a newscaster?

Just me, but Hella excited

I would be in Heaven so I imagine it would go nicely

also so many prayer requests from tumblr probably

… nothing in my life changes except maybe I’m a little more frantic?

I stage manage shovels.

I mean that actually is the goal lol

I giggled but didn’t eat any hotdogs… so half a good day!

I’m enjoying the elephant. We have escaped the room. We are running free. We are having a happy day.

Nothing has changed at all…I’m just presumably getting paid for it.

Pretty arbitrary.

I kill all my kinsmen and burn their ships.

You fall into a hitherto unnoticed hole and probably die. Because there is a jellyfish in my hole. Oh yes.

I had one very nice client, he paid me well for very little effort on my part.

I’m doing what I normally do but dressed in black leather and using a whip on my clients instead of track changes. 

I distribute herbal soothers to the masses, probably while being potty-mouthed.

-flourishes whippy birch twigs- either we’re going to have a sauna or some naughty scribes are getting spanked

I eat Swedish cookies, but in LA.

I had ONE JOB, but I flew off into space instead