Tag: meme

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cattyfantastic:

tbridge:

cutlerish:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

katheo-enderheart:

here-comes-napsttaton:

the90sfreshestdude:

omg-humor:

???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.

Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes

the “weird” corner of northeast america

cows

Where David Cameron fucked a pig.

On a sound between two mountain ranges.

West of the Chesapeake, between two rivers. It’s not a fucking swamp, it’s a plain.

Cabrillo, Scripps, Horton and Spreckels.

Lawyers, guns, and money.

Heroin, guns, murder, crabs, and John Waters.

Uffda.

cacti, unbearable heat, scorpions 🦂

the wooooorst cheetoh is basically my neighbor.

Cheesesteaks, liberty bell, declaration of independence, heroin

Frank Sinatra sang a song about it.

Beavers, trees and lumberjacks

Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, and the Cabots talk only to God.

The land without the letter “R”

sand. but high sand, so sometimes cold.

Dude Chilling Park.

Oak trees, redwood trees, predominantly left-leaning politics, and six to eight hours a day of “rush hour” traffic.

Flat and under water, but like, don’t worry about that. It’s under control

Important Anglican cathedral in a swamp.

soofjam:

thesis: the “song playing from another room” phenomenon appeals threefold to the millenial experience of nostalgia, isolation, and the sensation of eavesdropping on the lives of others via social media and hyper-consumption of culture actively building upon itself at a rapid pace

Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

beowulf22121:

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morbi:

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neekko:

kayzig:

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beckkeep:

dusty-tea:

bluebirdmask:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

I’m bored and this could be fun

I’ll start 

“The importance of proper closure.” 

skeletons want better working conditions, proceeds to run up many stairs

Fuzzball is tired and wants to go home to read. 

Dumpy losers and a competent ghost fight the mob.

A grouchy and directionless orphan girl gets involved in Weird Magical Shit ™

Man catches on fire, is adopted by lizard.

Forcing demons to possess humans is all fun & games until someone loses an eye.

Man thinks taking a vacation to the east coast will repair relationship with son, encounters old gods and eldritch horrors and cries naked in the snow instead.

A single mom tries to retire quietly, but accidentally picks a fight with everyone on the planet instead

Mutant fighter takes a chance with making friends with a robot geek and now has to beat up an addict with superpowers to survive.

A teenager and a buckethead run errands.

A polite retiring FBI agent goes to online therapy, finds himself dragged into a vibrant cyberpunk adventure with a bunch of internet/virtual reality detectives while befriending a strange AI with an

ambiguous

past.

Two postmortal unlikely friends travel to take down the government

A woman and a velociraptor shaped alien help some new friends hack a starship.

trans siblings become a giant robot pilot and a magical girl.

1)Somebody’s killing people and we need to find out if it’s a person or a puma.

2) Retired fairy godmothers are shit at not meddling, insist on bringing soulmate into each other’s lives.

3) A lady and her cat have to travel the length of the continent to stop a grudge holding ice goddess from taking over the world.

1) super heros really should keep a closer eye on their offspring.

2) trying to kill your archnemisis before they come into their power is really a bad idea, like have you read any fiction at all before?

A bunch of robots get mad at each other.

A Coven of queer witches fight monsters at night but in the mean time a dude who is basically The Silence but more memorable just won’t leave them alone.

A vampire hunters deals with a nightclub doing illegal practices, while being stalked by the clubowner hottie.

A roudy bunch of kids with superpowers seek safety and a place to belong but instead get thrown into a political war they didn’t ask for.

A girl wanted a time travel adventure, instead she got a husband and five kids…

Woman has to learn to combine knowledge of spreadsheets and supernatural threat from shifterwolves world. Alternative: How to be unprepared and fix shit.

Beat insomnia to save the city.

Psychic refuses to join government agency, forms an underground agency by helping friends until it becomes a local thing, and realizes they’ve become what they refused a paycheck for.

Sports team is transported to medieval fantasy world and are told to save it, with mixed results.

joebidensanonymous:

IMPORTANT PSA: this is Joe Biden’s favorite meme

“When former Vice President Joe Biden first learned of the viral memes featuring him and Barack Obama, he “sat there for an hour and laughed,” his daughter Ashley Biden tells Moneyish. She would know – she’s the one who broke the news to her dad. His favorite one? An image of him and Obama hugging, above a caption celebrating their eight years of partnership.” (Source: Moneyish)

Positivity about the signs

thatlunarvirgobitch:

My gemini sun is taking over and so I’m feeling filled with positive things to say!!

Aries: These individuals are so fiery and fun to be around. They’re the friends that’ll volunteer you to do something you would have never done otherwise but have fun doing anyway. They give off these lovely energetic vibes and are some of the most outgoing people you’ll ever meet. Even if they are shy, they still show their amazing lively personalities in one way or another.

Taurus: These people are so down-to-earth and are actually secretly so caring and sweet it’s fantastic. Their the person you want to go out to a movie with and yes they actually will share their popcorn, stop with the stereotyping guys. Their also so level headed they’re just the right people to talk to when you need advice.

Gemini: These guys are so much fun to be around omg they’re always so humorous and playful it’s just great. They’re the best people to hang out with when you need a good distraction from life. They give off such optimistic vibes it’s just great. Even if they’re a shy Gemini you can just tell by their laugh that they are full of fun. And they always have the best topics to chat about! They’re great at keeping awkward silence away. 

Cancer: These people are so sweet and pure omg I love them. I swear they’re even cute when they’re pissed. Sure they can be a bit emotional but that just means you’ll never have to worry about them hiding something from you. They’re some of the most kind people I have ever meet and honestly I really hope my next girlfriend is a Cancer!

Leo: You are so kind and generous and yes you are a bit prideful but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing! It’s lovely to have people around who like themselves, it brings positive vibes. I always find that there is something magnetic about a Leo’s personality which makes everyone just love them which I am super jealous of, you guys are so lucky!

Virgo: Ahhh you guys are so kind and organized I LOVE YOU. I love that while you can be super kind and caring you also can be real and serious and just get to the damn point it’s awesome of you. You’re also such hard workers and I can really appreciate that! 

Libra: I love how kind you guys are and omg may I just say that you are all so pretty! You make such fun, nice, and funny friends. You may not be my favorite sign but I can still find plenty of things I love about you guys. Like you give off such great vibes <333

Scorpio: You guys are so hot and yet so cool and that is awesome. I love your sarcastic sense of humor and your powerful presence. Sure you intimidate me a bit but hey I still think you guys are wicked cool. You’re always like that badass friend that people are always just aspire to be!

Sagittarius: YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN TO BE AROUND OMG. I love adventuring you you guys you are so exciting and yet so chill and omfg I just love how accepting you are of everything. Idk why but I just love your good vibes and your explorative attitude and how you take initiative.

Capricorn: I absolutely love the energy you put towards your work. I mean I absolutely aspire to be like you in that aspect! Sure you can be a bit serious at times but I’ve seen that you can still be really nice! You’re also just so much more level headed than the rest of us plebeian non-Capricorns that like honestly I bow down to you.

Aquarius: Ahh I love how unique you guys are! You groove to your own beat and that is just fantastic, I really wish I could be more like that! You’re also so smart like that is so great. I also always have so much fun when i with you guys like I really appreciate your presence.

Pisces: Oh my you sweet little thing I know you’re really sensitive but you’re so kind and empathetic it’s just so lovable. You’re so caring and your smiles are always just the most heartwarming things. Ah I may not get along with some of you due to your sensitivity but I still really love this sign and your cheerful, calm, caring vibe.

the signs as hockey goalies

Aries : The goalie who always tries to start fights
Taurus : The backup goalie who spends his game singing “That Should Be Me”
Gemini : The loud goalie who always sings the national anthem even though they suck and annoys the whole team
Cancer : The bad goalie who plays in an elite team so no one notices they’re awful
Leo : The goalie who gets absolutely trashed before games and ends up falling in their own crease like twelve times
Virgo : The rookie goalie who cries in the shower after every loss
Libra : The goalie who doesn’t give a shit and literally just sits in the crease the whole game
Scorpio : The goalie who spits on the ice every ten seconds
Sagittarius : The goalies who’s obsessed with Instagram and takes pictures of his setup every week
Capricorn : The goalie with a thousand superstitions
Aquarius : The goalie who just /knows/ they’re good and winks at the rival team after every save like a cocky piece of shit.
Pisces : The weird, quiet goalie who probably has already killed a man but they’re good so no one says a thing.

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thebigcatblog:

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl – all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

they should form a support group. 

I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god

My name is cat
And wen I see
An unnown thing
Approaching me
Prepared to fite
I show my teef
I growl real loud
I scare the leef