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Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

ALL. OF. THIS.

I will never not reblog Legally Blonde.

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Ideological purity games and its impact on the tenuous political alliance of the Rebellion: Discuss.

I would pay actual literal money to see Saw Gerrera call Mon Mothma a dirty liberal, you just know that it’s happened.

Also you might have mentioned this already but the core of the Rebellion leadership (as far as I know) mostly made up of powerful people from the Republic who never would have imagined themselves fighting a guerrilla war, while most of the groups who are both able and willing to fight against the Empire are probably ideological and nationalist groups who were already fighting against the Republic, including the Republic leaders who joined the Rebel Alliance. So I bet there’s plenty of planets where there’s an official Rebel Alliance cell that’s semi-competent and the unofficial resistance that’s actually effective, and Mon Mothma has to balance helping the local resistance just enough to keep the Empire from winning completely while also somehow not pissing off the people who they’re actually allied with. Imagine Mon Mothma’s exasperation as she tries to convince a Rebel Alliance cell led by an Old Republic bigshot to stop attacking the local resistance long enough to actually fight the Empire.

there are few things that definitely happened in the Rebellion ranging from like Bail Organa generally breaking all the rules all of the time just to help people in a way that provokes many many mixed feelings in the breasts of Rebel leadership to Saw Gerrera calling Mon Mothma a dirty liberal. Multiple times, many of them during the dramatic fight breakup where everyone goes their own way angrily and angstily. and i would pay good money to watch this movie probably definitely more money than i would pay for a sodding boba fett movie if that’s next on the cards*

ANYWAY. SO. YES this thing definitely happened at some point. like, i refuse to believe that a bunch of people who’d been fighting each other before suddenly calmed down and gave up on their previous enmities, or that the old republic guys suddenly cooled their jets and were like ‘yeah these people we used to call terrorists are now our friends i guess’. there probably are some really really really dubious deaths that took place that weren’t entirely just ‘the empire murders more freedom fighters’ but like, there were LEAKS because there were GRUDGES against these nationalist/ideological type cells who’d been fighting long before the rebellion got sucked into guerrilla warfare and who’d once been the kind of terrorists these guys fight, or the kind of strategic troop placement that puts these guys on the frontline – because they’re gung-ho about killing imperials! they literally volunteered for it! – where they catch all the flak until like, some of the more principled parts of rebel command cotton on and nip it in the bud.

so like i did talk about the rebel leadership being overwhelmingly from non-separatist worlds a little bit before but like, between then and now i also binge read through the entire legend and canon wookieepedia pages on specforce and specops rebel members in a completely normal way like a completely normal person and i discovered that apparently their specops and specforce troops are overwhelmingly made up of people who are from formerly separatist worlds and don’t have too many qualms about fucking shit up for the empire, possibly mostly also violently.

which means that in the early days of the coalition the tensions must have run really fucking high as republic military structures defected and joined in with the rebels and all of a sudden they’re supposed to trust a bunch of former terrorists to carry out their high security, high priority covert actions against the empire and not think that these guys are just making a power grab here, or that these guys aren’t about to turn on them at any given moment. there probably were lots of questions over the credibility of the defections and whether or not they would tarnish the reputation of the rebellion and pull them further into violent revolution and possibly eventually the overthrow of the republic structures from inside. whether or not this is a secret plot by separatist elements to completely dismantle the republic altogether – whether or not they get to have primacy in the rebel government at all (it’s telling that the only named leader so far who comes from a system that had a separatist world in it is senator vasp vaspar and he’s the minister for industry, aka the dude who allocates resources for the rebellion which means he probably gets the dirty job of shunting weapons and materiel around to rebel cells correctly and making the kind of decisions that maybe a whole lot of other people don’t want to make because it gets people killed or put at risk of dying).

and these tensions in the higher leadership definitely spilled over into the ground level because how do you reorient yourself to think about your former enemies as your allies? there are rebel cells on the ground who believe in non-violent resistance and there are separatist-defector-nationalist type cells that are used to using all kinds of violence to make a point, some of it quite brutal and provocative. there are guys in the latter who probably do not want to collaborate with former republic military guys because these are the same guys who were busy running over their lands and murdering their friends and families a couple of years ago, or at least were the guys giving orders for this to happen. the old republic defector folks probably definitely have some of these folks killed thru gross negligence or intelligence leaks but like, these guys have definitely had some of the old republic guys murdered and the rebellion probably has to develop an entire new section dedicated just to peacekeeping and diplomatic resolutions among the various factions in the rebellion, in its early days at least, if only because mon mothma and bail organa cannot singlehandedly keep the peace between all the various factions and ideologies and like *somebody* has to fight the empire at *some* point. 

also like, there probably were serious conflicts over who got to command which of these cells and why and whether or not mon mothma got to give directives to members of these nationalist type insurgent/former-separatist cells even if they’d formally signed on to the rebellion, or whether their own commanders got to decide where these people were deployed unless they volunteered to enter the action – and then on top of that each militia probably had their own forms of government/structure that ranged from a standard military type thing to more anarchist set-ups where everything is governed by community consensus and what i’m saying is, the early days of the rebellion were a fucking mess and a lot of people had to take a crash course in the intimate details of outer rim style politics to figure out how to work with these guys.

Are you me? Are you me?! Because I think about this

ALL

THE

TIME

I mean. Clearly it’s a step up from a genocidal fascist state run by a literal evil sorcerer, but the Republic was pretty messed up. The whole reason for the Separatist Crisis in the first place was the colonialism of the Core Worlds toward the Outer Rim; Palpatine took advantage of those tensions to manufacture a war and seize power, but the tensions themselves were real. And I haven’t even mentioned the rather skeevy church and state relationship between the Jedi and the Republic, or private corporations like the Trade Federation having Senate seats, or the use of human cloning and what essentially amounts to child soldiers that everyone in-universe seems to brush off like it’s nothing, JFC.

And then so much of the rationale for the Empire taking power was to restore “order” to the galaxy, and you just KNOW that they used ruthless putdowns of the remaining separatist forces as a propaganda tool to consolidate their power, and I have always, always wondered about the people who went directly from fighting the Republic to fighting the Empire. And how furious the knockdown-dragout shouting matches they must have had with the former Republican leadership were. And how some of them probably didn’t trust them enough to join the Rebellion at all, certainly not at first. And how many of those separatist-insurgents-turned rebels thought bitterly, in the aftermath of ANH – Sure, we are all Alderaan, but would we all be Ryloth would we all be Antar would we all be Fest

And all of this? Is now practically canon. I was also browsing the internet to cope with my nerd feels (as you do) and here is Cassian Andor’s canon backstory:

“Andor grew up in the wilds of the Outer Rim and came of age fighting against the Republic during the tumultuous Clone Wars. His father was killed at the Carida military academy during a protest against the expansion of Republic militarism. Though not a formal Separatist, Andor became part of a confederacy-backed insurrectionist cell at a young age, tossing rocks and bottles at Republic walkers and clone soldiers…in the time of the Empire, Andor was drawn into anarchist movements that continued to defy Imperial edicts.”

JUST

GUYS

Do you think

When Jyn says those were Alliance bombs that killed him do you think inside part of him is just saying I know, I know, it wasn’t the Empire that killed my father either

And it’s not that he can’t work with them, not that he doesn’t respect them – even admire some of them. But how much do you think he resents them sometimes, these Core Worlders with their clean hands and clean consciences (because it isn’t murder when you’re wielding a pen instead of a knife. Isn’t terrorism when you plot a bombing on the floor of the Galactic Senate, instead of a dingy basement), these ex-senators who mourn what he never can because they believe that the Empire killed their Republic when in reality he knows, he knows that their Republic birthed the Empire

okay okay so i have already written some bit of my thoughts about the intra-Rebellion tensions during the lead up to the galactic civil war here and here so i won’t repeat those points here and i’ll jump straight to “

Sure, we are all Alderaan, but would we all be Ryloth would we all be Antar would we all be Fest

the thing is, this wouldn’t even really be a hypothetical question for these guys. sure, alderaan is destroyed under the most technical definition of genocide: its blown up violently, destroying an entire people, apart from those scattered across the galaxy. but its not like the empire doesn’t pursue an um, cleansing policy across other planets – especially outer rim planets. there’s mass slavery and enforced labour and imprisonment of all kinds of species, the twi’leks and lasats and wookiees and geonosians are the examples that spring to mind. and that’s just the active cleansing & murder. if you take into account ecological ruin and the devastation of slavery wreaked on species like the mon calamari, or on planets like raada, samovar and wadi raffa (and oh an endless number of planets) , the empire has an even bigger death toll, an even bigger number of worlds its already essentially destroyed and devastated. not wiped off the map, but ruined and left with such scars that can’t ever really be healed, you know? and like you said, its pretty certain that the empire was ruthless and brutal with the former separatist worlds so its likely that their populations were subject to brutal labour & slavery that almost certainly killed them. 

so by the time they get to the battle of yavin and the destruction of alderaan i don’t think it would even be a hypothetical question so much as ‘of course its alderaan’. because alderaan was a core world and it was rebel leadership and yes its tragic and yes its horrible, but all the separatists who’ve died working the mines on kessel, or working their own worlds to death, and all the lasat and wookiees and twi’leks who’ve been brutalized just don’t get that same kind of memorializing, that same place in serving as a uniting symbol and banner for them to come together. and on one level its natural, because alderaan is such a stark symbol – but then what about all these other worlds? they’re not symbols and they’re not this kind of stark kind of violence, they’ve just been quietly and systematically eliminated over twenty years of forced labour, prison camps and ecological devastation. 

(and then thirty years down the line, ryloth is still steeped in absolute poverty and they can’t even get the new republic to help them fight the encroaching gangs being funded by the first order, even though hera syndulla was so instrumental to the rebellion and fighting the empire)

so i mean, i think there definitely was immense bitterness – all unspoken – and that it all kind of rankled, which is why i also think that its completely plausible that not even a year out from the fall of the empire and there’s already a new separatist union that’s been formed. i mean, take a look at the declaration of rebellion, specifically at the opening paragraph:

We firmly acknowledge the importance and necessity of the institution of Galactic Government. We accept that all must subjugate themselves to that Government, giving up certain rights and freedoms, in return for peace, prosperity and happiness for all.

that sounds like a nice statement, but if you’re a separatist turned rebel and you’re reading a document that’s been drafted up by a senator from an inner rim world that was never really pulled into the separatist movement, that’s going to read like a red flag. who’s all? what rights and freedoms? galactic government by whom? who the hell is the we who acknowledge the importance and necessity of the institution of galactic government as compared to being the anarchist movement the empire claims they are? when they say ‘subjugated’ is everyone going to be subjugated to the same laws equally or are some people and some worlds and some interests more equal than others?

and the document goes on to lay the blame for tyranny solely at the feet of palpatine and the empire and not at the feet of the republic who were already corrupt and venal and turned a blind eye to slavery, colonized the outer rim territories and then plundered them for their resources and later went on to militarily suppress them when they rose up in revolt. i mean, its obviously a political decision but man, i can’t imagine that these guys would be happy to take it lying down. it’d be a case of swallowing one bitter pill after another after another. they can’t lament the stuff these guys lament. they’re not even sure that after the war is done, after they win against the empire, these guys aren’t going to turn around and stick a knife in their backs while telling them to wait their turn for justice. 

you bet there were fights and ugly simmering tensions that sometimes errupted, especially among younger and newer recruits who hadn’t learned how to fully play the game yet. you bet also that there were secret plots and contingencies laid in place in the eventuality that galactic freedom was actually established, so that they would never again be put in a position where they could be exploited, or where they would have to wait with their hands outstretched for the republic to do something, anything while the hutts and black sun and all the various gangs ran wild.

i think yes, they’d respect them but its the kind of respect that’s always tinged by a dogged wariness. when is the credit going to drop, the holoknife going to slip. 

so i think when cassian’s having that conversation with jyn about alliance bombs killing her father – man i think he’s a mess of emotions. he lashes out so much in the following moments and with good reason. his entire childhood has been marred not by the violence of the empire, but the violence of the republic. to him the fascism of the empire is the logical extension of the militarism and imperialism of the republic – and you know, i think at some point he’d have to deal with the fact that the dude who recruited him used to work with republic intelligence during the clone wars, and in that process he’d have to confront the fact that a lot of their strategies now were being borrowed from there. the rebels are right, yes, but what if their actions aren’t. what if they’re borrowing things they’ve done before under the republic. 

so like, i think there’s that element of rage that oh my god its only a betrayal to you now that diego luna puts on screen, but i also think there’s that element of world-weary cynicism of like, well what did you expect honestly, the chalarax can’t ever really change its spots – just look at our declaration of rebellion, just look at our leadership, just look at how everyone treats the separatists, as if we weren’t separatists first, as if we weren’t on the frontlines against tyranny first. and another layer of cynicism because her father, at the end of the day, was to all extents and purposes a collaborator. i mean galen erso only really gets out because lyra erso smacks him over the head with facts many times, he doesn’t exactly come across as super moral (also i mean, its not like the fault he built in was super easy to get at, the only reason they managed the first time was because luke was there and luke had the fucking force with him). and his father, on the other hand, was murdered for protesting at carida. like, the scale is different and ugh. so i do wonder how much sympathy or compassion he’d have for her in that moment – some level i think, but if i put myself in his shoes i’d also have about the same reaction i have to um white folks from scotland telling me that they suffered more at the hands of british imperialism than india did. 

so you bet he resented the rebellion sometimes and honestly, i think that moment when he snarls i’ve been in this fight since i was six at jyn, that split moment where he looks absolutely vicious, is those years of resentment (probably unvoiced) coming to the fore because he can do this to her, but he can’t do this to draven or to mon mothma or any of the senators who refuse to take up arms because of their fine principles or worse because they think there’s no point fighting the empire. 

This is so much more background than I’ve ever managed to digest and I am so pumped about this. I wish I were the person to write the terse political dynasty thriller epic about the undercurrents of the Rebellion.

I can’t, I’m terrible at that sort of thing, but I did give Kes Dameron a bitter betrayed-by-the-Republic Outer Rim dying-ancestral-planet backstory that colors and shapes his Rebellion patriotism. (We’re not there yet in Lost Kings but I did post a snippet about it a while back, tentatively titled Fuck Your Republic, which I do plan on folding into the continuity somewhere.)

I’m reblogging this, though, so I can try to reread and digest it, because it’s a Lot. 

…….The GFFA has a planet named Samovar. How am I even still surprised by these things.

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I am drawing hearts all over this and fighting off rabid oc plotbunnies.

*feeds the plotbunnies so that they attack in stronger numbers*

All sorts of interesting parallels to real life politics. Narratively, countries/regimes creating their own monsters is really interesting, but actually pretty common. And of course fascism coming from militarisation and imperialist/colonialist leanings is historically the most common cause. Which makes me think that people saw the Empire coming from a mile off and were then ‘I told you so’ about it.

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wish fulfillment au where boromir lives through amon hen and since the ring has moved on his thoughts are clear and he’s just aragorn’s devoted right hand 

and he and gimli bitch endlessly about the run across rohan because “i had THIS MANY ARROWS in my chest i want our hobbits back but CAN WE SLEEP” and he’s 5000% shitty to rohirrim who don’t respect aragorn and he and eowyn become rampaging bffs and he gets in on the body counting at helm’s deep (“ARAGORN I’M BEHIND I’M GOING TO THE DOOR” “YOU ARE NOT GET BACK HERE”) and he and treebeard become instant kin because mi hobbit es su hobbit and he goes through the dimholt pass with aragorn and hates every single second of it but is unfailingly by his side through all of it

and then gets to minas tirith and reunites with faramir and finds out pippin is a guard of the citadel and has to go lock himself in a room and laugh for hours

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THEY WERE MISSING FOR FUCKING YEARS OMG, THIS ALWAYS UPSETS ME SO MUCH

I always see the discussion that many days, months, years have passed during this story. 

I present to you a different idea.

There’s several themes behind Spirited Away: Capitalism’s effect on Japan, Environmental issues, and notably, Chihiro’s coming of age story.

From what I know, the idea of time passing differently in spirit worlds, is more based on western stories of the fae. 

But something more common in Japanese folklore is spirit trickery/deception. Or more accurately. What you see, isn’t always what’s actually there. 

Chihiro starts this story as a young child, before her coming-of-age arc, that more or less forces her to become ‘an adult’. More accurately. The challenges she faces makes her mature as a person.

What’s the most common thing in folklore? Children see what’s actually there.

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M’Baku Won’t Be Called Man-Ape In ‘Black Panther’

“We don’t call him Man-Ape,” executive producer Nate Moore said. “We do
call him M’Baku. Having a black character dress up as an ape, I think
there’s a lot of racial implications that don’t sit well, if done wrong.
But the idea that they worship the gorilla gods is interesting because
it’s a movie about the Black Panther who, himself, is a sort of deity in
his own right.” 

“You learn that M’Baku is essentially the head of the
religious minority in Wakanda and we thought that was interesting,”
Moore said. “Wakanda is not a monolithic place. They have a lot of
different factions.”

Director Ryan Coogler also spoke about how M’Baku evolved as a
character when the writers began to treat Wakanda like it was an actual
place in Africa.

“A lot of the writers who did some of the most
interesting work around the character, they treated Wakanda like a truly
African country,” Coogler said. “When you go to countries in Africa,
you’ll find several tribes, who speak their own languages, have their
own culture, and have distinct food and way of dress. They live amongst
each other, and together they make the identity of those countries.
That’s something we tried to capture. We wanted it to feel like a
country, as opposed to just one city or town.”

“In M’Baku’s worldview, T’Chaka made a huge mistake going to the U.N.,”
Moore says. “‘We should never engage with the outside world. That’s a
terrible mistake. And if his son is anything like his father, I don’t
support him being on the throne.’ Politically, he just has different
ideology,” says Moore, who compares the mountain tribe to one of the
deadly rival “five families” in The Godfather. “Man-Ape is a problematic
character for a lot of reasons, but the idea behind Man-Ape we thought
was really fascinating. … It’s a line I think we’re walking, and
hopefully walking successfully.”

… dare we hope that Marvel is (a) learning the value of worldbuilding and (b) losing a little of their tone-deafness? Marvel’s clearly aware that some of their older comics canon has not aged gracefully in terms of social mores, but they have at times put their foot squarely in their mouths when trying to do the right thing. Perhaps being up-front about what and why instead of doing damage control afterward is a sign of a lesson learned?

“Het is een wonder!” – Wonder Woman and her name

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You know, one giant missed opportunity in Wonder Woman is that they didn’t use the moment in Veld, after she destroyed the church tower, to establish her name. ‘Wonder’ means ‘miracle’ in Dutch/Flemish. ‘Het is een wonder!’ would be a perfectly natural thing for the people there to exclaim in that moment.

It could have stuck with her companions, and/or be written on the back of that photo taken in Veld – a little legacy of those people.

“They called you a miracle,” said Steve. “Miracle woman.”

“They said that I brought them a miracle,” she corrected lightly, and in the gloom he couldn’t tell if she were blushing, but she sounded like maybe she was a little. “When I think of it like that, Wonder Woman doesn’t sound quite so…  it feels kind of nice.”

Would have been a nice touch if her name got given to her, or at least inspired by, the people who caused her to come into her own

(and that maybe she later adopted/accepted it as name to remember them, too)

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the jedi temple’s bootleg space booze is.

1. a Specialty,
2. made with love and a complete lack of fucks
3. honestly the most Terrifying substance in existence

Every Jedi has their own particular twist – Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koon’s is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxy’s best known grease remover. Mace’s stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when you’ve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yoda’s tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat – it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as “pure regret”. She’s been working on “horrified realisation” for a while now but has only managed “embarassed mortification”. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit.  Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as “the sleepless death” and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalker’s version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. It’s made of bugs.

 

#ITS MADE OF BUGS PLEASE
   #ALSJFKDKANWJIRIRHDB
    #the sleepless death could knock out a whole army 
#if only the seps used a sentient army;;;;
     #I love this
   #sw crack
                                               
       
   

THE SLEEPLESS DEAR BANNED IN RIGHT SYSTEMS. OBI-WAN PLEASE!

My phone hates me.

The sleepless death banned in eight systems. Obi-Wan please!

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If there isn’t any hyperdrive coolant, it doesn’t count.

NHL!Bitty – Pens AU

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@kit923 requested NHL!Bitty playing for the Pens (@sergeantsexface seconded Pens!Bitty!) and this is a little more pre-Penguins, but it counts, right??? Takes place after the NHL hack that leaks homophobic emails. Eric is fed up with the entire league and planning to make a statement by not signing with anyone. Then this happens.

Origin: From Samwell to Seattle | Part I – Hug Check | Part II – Chirping |  Part III – Post-Season | Part IV – RPF | Part V – Dating


It’s just another godawful luncheon, but today Jack has the added pleasure of every other donor asking Jack’s opinion about his ‘homosexual’ teammate going pro. After the third locker room joke, Jack excuses himself, desperate for air, only to find his father and Uncle Mario nursing their drinks on the club’s back patio. 

He’s about to find somewhere less conspicuous when he hears: 

“That’s not even debatable, Bittle is going to be scouted. Even if he’s just shipped down to a farm team, Bettman isn’t going to-”

Oh. Of course, Mario would be involved in all of this, he’s an owner. Jack knocks his knuckles against the railing, his manners winning out over his morbid curiosity. They stop talking abruptly, but his father visibly relaxes when he sees it’s just Jack and not another donor.

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Okay, so here’s the irony about this.

This sounds like a conversation that would have occurred late in 2016 – shortly after the Penguins won their fourth cup (second in the last decade).  It’s also a time period when Crosby was rotating through wingers as they tried to find him one that would fit as well as Pascal Dupois.

If Bitty signed with the Penguins, and joined up in 2017 there are clear real life analogues to his game play (as far as we know based on the comics and what fandom has assumed) in the Penguins pipeline.  Basically, other players and rookies actually playing at the moment with the Penguins who are also short and fast: Jake Guentzel, Connor Sheary and maybe Brian Rust.

i.e. all young players who are known for being very fast wingers who have or are currently playing in Sidney Crosby’s line.

Basically Mario isn’t wrong, Eric Bittle‘s play would really suit the fast play of the Penguins and, specifically, Sidney Crosby.  And, ironically, if you were going to write a story about Bitty being signed by the Penguins, it isn’t actually that far fetched that he’d end up starting on Sidney Crosby’s line – because that’s what happened this past year with at least two other speedy short players.

And if he joined up after Guentzel and Sheary were already on that line? Well, Evgeni Malkin has also been going through wingers trying to get a good fit.

And if Evgeni Malkin doesn’t fit, then I bet they’d be wanting to try out a speedy winger with Bonino or Cullen alongside Phil Kessel or Carl Hagelin.

This entire reblog has made me realise I low key want a story where Eric Bittle moves to Pittsburgh to play hockey with the baby Pens, gets called up half way through the season due to injury and isn’t ever sent back down because he’s an amazing player, very fast and scores goals like it’s easy. 

And then he discovers that Crosby’s rumoured sweet tooth is less rumour and more an invitation to come stay at Crosby’s home and make use of his no doubt ridiculously large kitchen.

Jack’s not worried, Bitty and him are forever.

Okay he’s a little worried, Crosby’s got an Aga.  Bitty was so excited he was nearly crying over the phone.

@tienriu *hands over keys to Pens!AU*

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The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

Oh, yes, it’s definitely historically inaccurate, and Don Bluth tossed in a fair number of fantasy elements as well. (Undead Rasputin, talking bat, and singing bug army from Hell, anyone?) But at the same time, the premise for the movie–that an amnesiac woman could actually be a surviving daughter of the Tsar–is pretty much the real-life case of Anna Anderson, who claimed (falsely) to be Anastasia

One of my very favourite things about Anastasia is that not only are zombie Rasputin and his talking bat goofy as hell, they’re almost completely irrelevant to the actual plot.

Seiriously, trace his path. Rasputin appears at the beginning of the film, takes credit for the Russian Revolution (which, historically, would have happened anyway), then promptly falls into a river and doesn’t intersect with the protagonists again until the very end of the film. Sure, he sends demons to assassinate them at a couple of points, but their influence manifests as seemingly mundane misfortune that our heroes manage to evade without ever becoming aware of Rasputin’s involvement.

From the perspective of anyone other than the audience, the final confrontation with zombie Rasputin is utterly inexplicable. Sure, it makes sense to us, because we’ve seen him posture and bellow and claim credit for all the bad stuff that happens to the protagonists, but from their perspective, he comes right the hell out of nowhere.

(Heck, the 2016 stage adaptation manages to cut Rasputin’s part entirely without changing any essential element of the plot!)