queenklu:

I deeply love the duchess. 

Last night the local cinema showed Sound of Music and I saw it again for the first time in a LONG time–holy shit, the way this actress portrays a character who is arguably the sole antagonist of the film besides the Nazis…

It’s stated that the Captain has been spending months of his time away from home and his children running from his problems WOOING the everloving crap out of this lady who is both TITLED and WEALTHY AS SIN, and they genuinely seem to care about each other! They’re alike in ages and life experiences, they’ve both known the hardship of a lost spouse, they should be a fine match and they ARE.

And in swans Julie Andrews, the governess aka the nanny, and the duchess sees the sparks flying between the man she loves and this random nobody. She goes to confront Maria fully expecting to play coy and underhanded, pointing out their chemistry and that the Captain might “think himself in love just because a woman loves him first” (SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE EH DUCHESS? THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT YOU AND THE CAPTAIN, RIGHT?) only to have Maria go “SHIT that’s what my feelings are??? ABORT ABORT ABORT.” 

Maria: I’m going to pack all my things and leave I M M E D I A T E L Y

Duchess: Oh….kay???? 

She genuinely thought there was going to be back and forth, and sneering jibes, and ‘oh did you want him? too bad’s, and instead Maria is as pure as the driven edelweiss. 

Later the Duchess starts realizing she doesn’t know what to do with kids, she’s never spent time with them before and suddenly there are seven, WHICH AGAIN WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE WITH THE CAPTAIN before he met Maria and remembered he actually liked his family. This dude was already fucking off for months at a time and never hugged his children and didn’t let them play–he wouldn’t have thought twice about packing them off to boarding school once he married the Duchess. Before Maria. 

The scene from this gifset though is just. Ugh, pure gold. The duchess finds the captain watching Maria from the balcony. By this time they’re engaged, bc Maria left and with her went every ounce of the Captain’s emotional awareness. The duchess starts lamenting that the captain is a hard man to buy a wedding gift for–she’s babbling, laughing, pointing out that she knows him very well but that he already has everything he needs, and she can only give him frivolous things like a yacht or a summer home, and–

The captain interrupts her. They’re smart adults who’ve seen the world. This is not their first romance. And he knows that she knows they can’t go on as they have been, and he apologizes. “It’s no use, you and l.

I’m being dishonest to both of us… and utterly unfair to you.”

She could fight him. She could scream and rage and she’d have every right to do so. She loves him. At the very least it seems she’ll have to listen to him break it off with her. 

And she doesn’t let him do it. “Don’t say another word, please,” she tells him, and then dumps him on her own terms. “Fond as I am of you, I really don’t think you’re the right man for me. You’re much too independent.

And I need someone who needs me desperately…

…or at least needs my money desperately.” 

It’s honest, and funny, and kinder than he deserves. But she deserves better, and I don’t know that I’ve seen another movie that lets the rival in love realize that on their own. 

She’s a woman, and not a villain–but by the end of the movie they are no longer the match for each other that they wanted to be. 

jhaernyl:

aniseandspearmint:

kayasurin:

allthemarvelousrage:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

Two, Three, Four. Guilty.

Two, three (sometimes) and four. Yup.

two and four

Two, three and four in various combinations.

geekandmisandry:

Also how can Arthur Conan Doyle write a character like Irene Adler 1891 and have her 1. Outsmart Sherlock Holmes and get away with it and 2. Be in no way a damsel or love interest to Sherlock.. But every modern retelling not only has her be a sexual /love interest character but she is posed as being very very smart… But never smart enough to just outwit him, get away with it and move on? Women can be smart, sure, but no one is allowed to be smarter than Sherlock.

It’s been over 120 years and Irene is, at her best, never as decently treated as the original.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

johnnythirteenguns:

andromeda3116:

so i saw some people discussing how loki in ragnarok shouldn’t have been at all phased or subverted by dr. strange – which i agree with, but also, hey, it’s comedic and you can argue that he was taken off-guard, but upon re-watch, something stuck out to me –

there’s this moment when they appear at the bottom of the stairs and thor rolls down the last couple and stands up and he says

we could’ve just walked.

and it made me think of how magic works in terry pratchett’s novels, how (to paraphrase) the hard part wasn’t turning someone into a frog, it was not turning someone into a frog when you knew how easy it was.

like, the whole scene with dr. strange is just. all magic. all pointless magic. unnecessary magic, when, well. they could have just walked.

whereas loki doesn’t really rely on magic overmuch in the movie – he uses it as a tool, when he needs it, but if the job can be done with plain old non-magical trickery or a knife, he just uses those. he resorts to magic when he’s cornered by valkyrie, he uses it when his goals are most directly accomplished by using magic rather than by other means.

whereas dr. strange is using magic all over his scene, just to use it. just because he can. magic was unnecessary for ninety percent of what he did in that scene, the only time he needed magic was to whisk them away to norway. but he teleported all over the place even when he only needed to move a few feet, gave thor an ever-refilling beer that just spilled everywhere, floated around to make a show of how ~magical~ he was, when…

he could have just walked.

i mean, i’m very sure that the filmmakers intended it for comedic effect, but there’s also a layer there of dr. strange being much less comfortable with magic than loki is – loki doesn’t need to bust out the magic at every opportunity, it’s simply a skill, a tool that is completely under his control and at his disposal. whereas dr. strange (at least in his scene in ragnarok) is showing off, which reeks of insecurity.

i guess i’m thinking… if you take the magic away, loki is still a deadly, formidable opponent with many tricks up his sleeve, but dr. strange is just a guy in a cape.

this is good and true because in the comics loki and dr strange got in a fight in a parking lot and then both of them had their magic taken away so loki just punched stephen through a wall and called it a gay ass day

in fairness most days for Loki are gay ass days regardless of how many wizards he punches

queerrobbiereyes:

aceremuslupin:

im-not-a-real-hero:

mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor:

plintoon-reblogs:

jollysnidge:

I keep thinking how much more powerful the Spiderman origin story would be if Peter Parker was an African American kid, whose Uncle Ben was shot by police while being arrested for a minor parking infraction. There is no formal investigation, and Peter decides to put himself on the line to prevent it happening again. He tackles the white crimes that go unpunished, punishes POC criminals fairly. He is the leveler, always fighting to be without bias, to be just. To protect people like his uncle. 

This not only mirrors so much of what’s happening in America, but feeds right into the complex relationship between Spiderman, the authorities and the media. 

Peter Parker is a brilliant student, awkward, a nerd, but is branded a thug, a gang member, a criminal, because of his appearance. The media latch on to that and misrepresent him totally.

The police, humilitated by the fact that he refuses to work with them and often punishes cops themselves for brutalizing innocent people, or guilty people who still deserve better treatment than they get, attempt to hunt him down.

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I had to.

oh man. This is the shit.

The “with great power comes great responsibility” line gets such a deeper meaning within this context.

Not to mention a white nerdy boy with glasses is not the look of a social outcast or person of ridicule anymore.

Would also explain better why a white Jonah Jameson would think of him as a public menace.

fearlessinger:

cogentranting:

In Infinity War, when the army in Wakanda is charging forward to meet Thanos’s army, you see Steve and T’challa fly past everyone because they both run super fast. But Bucky is just as fast. And Bucky was not with them. Bucky looked at the army of weird alien monsters and thought to himself “I’m not in any hurry to get to that. I’ll jog it.”

#he’ll definitely follow you into the fight #but he’s not gonna be enthusiastic about it 

you’re in the story now

primarybufferpanel:

fuckyeahisawthat:

Just thinking about all the layers of storytelling that go into Wasteland Weekend, and how hard it is to explain it to someone who’s outside that environment in a way that captures the magic and complexity of it.

Like, there’s canon: the world of Mad Max, Fallout and a couple other things that forms the basis for the aesthetic, some specific events like Thunderdome, and the general event worldbuilding.

There’s meta on that canon (where Clan of the Boltcutters got our name, for example), and where we extract a lot of the ideas from canon that are important to us.

Then there’s a layer that people tend to call lore: the story of your individual tribe at WW and your character within the event.

While there is some cosplaying at WW, most people are creating original characters for themselves within that world. So the whole event is sort of like a giant self-insert fic, or really many different ones going on simultaneously and drawing on different parts of the underlying canon. While there are some people who do go full on with playing a character, most of us are kind of just “me but in the Wasteland,” with varying amounts of Wasteland-appropriate backstory.

Different tribes’ lore varies a lot in amount of detail and how closely it attaches to canon. Clan of the Boltcutters is explicitly a post-Fury Road tribe of Vuvalini and others living in/around an integrated, post-revolution Citadel. We have a loosely-defined story about who we are, which gets embodied in our costumes, props, how we set up our camp and how we interact with other Wastelanders.

It’s a story that’s blurry around the edges and may vary slightly in the telling, coming in different versions (all of which are true) depending on who you ask, as things in the Wasteland are wont to do. But we’re basically continually writing a collective Fury Road extension fic that weaves our tribe into a hopeful version of a post-Fury Road Citadel–a version that occasionally borrows from, but is often quite distinct from, our own individual fic-verses on AO3 or wherever.

And then sometimes things that happen at WW get woven back into fics set in the world of the Citadel, like this one, and new friends we meet at WW get woven into our story as we go along, until the lines between all these layers get kind of blurry, and it all happens in a very organic and collaborative way that’s incredibly cool to witness but difficult to explain to anyone outside it. I remember someone in our tribe yelling to some of our new friends at one point, “You’re in the story now!” But we all are. We are the story and the story is us.

…And then there’s the layer where you’re collectively writing pun-filled explicit smut fic shipping other tribes’ gods. Because that was a thing that happened too.

And then there’s the things that happen at Wasteland that are stories all by themselves, if you think of them that way. We made a friend who cosplays as Angharad, and just the act of her walking into our camp and spending time with us made this into a story where Angharad lives – look, she’s right there in the post-REVolution Citadel!

We also have the Ace as a Wasteland friend, and he’s married to a Vuvalini – so obviously the Ace has survived the events of Fury Road and is now adorably coupley with his Vuvalini lady.

And every time we give packets of dried Citadel peaches and lizard jerky to warboys, every time we invite them and share our food and drink and shade with them, we are weaning them away from their toxic ideology just a little bit more, showing them that life can be different.

We are the story and so is everybody else and the story is all of us.

(…the two tribes whose gods we crack-smut-shipped are talking about a communal peace ritual next year that involves reading our.. uh… religious scripture… out loud.)

alivannarose:

roachpatrol:

nakedmallrat:

adventures-in-asexuality:

nakedmallrat:

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

Well, fuck, there is that.

planetarywho:

And the lilacs are in bloom, again

It’s the 25th, and that means something. It’s a day for remembering, in that weird way where everyone who read about an event and was touched by it feels like they were there. And, one can argue, we were. We stood by Sam Vimes, we saw the the dead and the wounded, we lost hope and we found it again. Just like, in a similar manner, we were all with Sir Pratchett when me left us, and we stood by his grave from a distance, and we waved to Death.

Fiction can be meaningful. Fiction writers have the power to be, with that, the most meaningful people out there. They create stories that change our lives, or at least help us define them. They explain what was hard to understand otherwise. They help us cope. They are friends, and family, and always there, with their words. They are not always nice, or kind, because nice and kind don’t mean good or important, necessarily. They do the work that’s in front of them, and create the world that needs creating.

I haven’t read all the Discworld books. Some of them are being kept in a precious place, to visit when everything seems lost and hopeless, and when life outside books is not completely bearable. But the Watch books are, somehow, the ones I’m constantly returning to, reading all of them again and again, like old friends. And Night Watch has a special place, a particular meaning to me. It’s my favourite, yes, but that’s nothing but a definition, and this novel is much more.

I tried student politics once, quite a few years ago. I was at a University, and that’s the kind of thing people do there. It’s a long and frustrating story, but it made me very jaded when it comes to people selling revolutions. I like change. I love change. Life without a healthy dose of chaos is not worth living. But I’m a historian, and if there’s something we learn, is that change rarely comes from big, official and organized revolutions. It comes from people moving things around, changing little details, making their lives better.

And that’s Sam Vimes’ approach. He doesn’t waist lives, but he changes everything around him. He makes a difference.

Night Watch is a sad book. It makes you remember that human beings can be the most foul creatures on the planet. It makes you cry, and want to punch something, and feel bad about existing. It is also beautiful, and hopeful, and proof that we can be much more. It is one person changing the world not by being rich, or powerful, or well connected, but by thinking, and caring about the people around him, by trying to keep his street safe. It is proof that no gesture is too small, for good or bad, and that we have no clue how they will affect those around us. It tells us to keep trying to do the best we can, and not to find excuses.

Remembering the Glorious 25th is important because we all need it. It has a piece of us in it, and it holds part of what made us. It is truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg. It is the lilac in bloom, and Little Sam’s birthday. It is when we held the line, and weeped.

All the little angels rise up, rise up.

All the little angels rise up high!

How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?

How do they rise up, rise up high?

They rise heads up, heads up, heads up,

They rise heads up, heads up high!