saxifraga-x-urbium:

limblogs:

cocoartistwrites:

multismusa:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I understand the Chronicles of Narnia was at its heart a fairytale with theological analogies for children. But why did Lewis never address how they had to adapted to life on Earth again. Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children. Take Lucy, she was youngest and perhaps she adapted more quickly-but she had the memories and mind of a grown woman in an adolescent body. Edmund literally found himself in Narnia, he went from a selfish boy to mature and experienced man. He found a purpose and identity through his experiences to come back as just Edmund, Peter’s younger brother. Did people wonder why the sullen, sour boy came back, carrying himself like a wisened king? Did his mother wonder why he and Peter suddenly got along so well, why they spent so much time together now? And Susan, the girl of logistics and reason came back with a difference in her. She learned how to be a diplomat and ambassador, Susan the Gentle had to live to endure not-so-gentle circumstances. She had the respect she wanted, only to be just another teen girl. And Peter, he entered the manhood and maturity he so wanted. He earned the responsibility and stripes he yearned for. He learned to command armies and conduct the menial tasks demanded of a king to rule a nation. But he came back, appearing to be just anther glory-hungry boy. Not to mention the PTSD they must have struggled with. Especially Edmund. How often did he wake up in a sweat, screaming a sibling or comrade’s name? His parents believe it’s the war, but it’s an entirely different one he has nightmares about. How often did he have trouble with flashbacks and mood swings? And how many times did he and Peter sit over a newspaper or near the radio listening to reports on the troops. How often did they pour over lost battles and debate better strategies. Did their parents ever wonder why they seemed to understand flight war so well? How long was it before they stopped discussing these things in front of people? Why does no one talk about this??? 

Why am i fucking crying

Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a
kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth
and be children

It’s not addressed because it’s understood. It was the shared experience of the generation. You are describing coming home from World War One, battle wearied and aged beyond belief, but walking around in the body of a youth. C S Lewis went to the front line of the Somme on his nineteenth birthday and went back to complete uni in 1918 after demob.

Not seen it with this very very pertinent addition before

You may like the National Service series (it is a Torchwood crossover): https://archiveofourown.org/series/8533

angel-gidget:

kiragecko:

Did you know that most 8 year olds are in grades 2-3? They’re, on average, 3 ¾-4 feet tall. They weigh 50-60 pounds, about the same as a bulldog.

This is just a random set of facts, and is in no way connected to the fact that a lot of people think Dick started fighting crime at 8.

Okay, but now I’m picturing Bruce dealing with a very tiny child who insists on accompanying him in this bright costume and Bruce is like, okay. You can “fight crime” with me.

Cue Bruce running along rooftops, with lil’ Dickie on his heals keeping carefully curated coms with Alfred.

The streets are clear. Because Bruce made sure of it like, two hours ago. But Bruce has this “patrol” parkour route all figured out to give him a workout and Dick an outlet for all that energy.

Agent A occasionally spices things up by identifying cats “stuck” in trees (Thank you, Selina). And letting them know when there’s someone very elderly or otherwise vulnerable who could use a late-night escort from Leslie’s clinic.

Dick doesn’t catch on for years, because Bruce isn’t really lying. It is genuinely important to him that Dick learn that walking a lone drunk girl home or helping that old homeless guy stand and giving him a Wayne Enterprises reference card so he can apply for a job is every bit an act of fighting crime as punching a thug in the face.

artemisa97:

foundlingmother:

artemisa97:

foundlingmother:

latent-thoughts:

foundlingmother:

philosopherking1887:

talxns:

i think about this a lot but how much better would thor 1 be if we got to see thor react to the fact that his beloved brother was a race that he grew up wanting to slaughter?? like was that not an important plot point?? THAT’S a better way for thor to realize that killing just to conquer is wrong, that’s how he should have realized the error of his ways, not just meeting mortals and wanting to protect them, but by hurting someone that he loved because of his arrogant ignorance and prejudice

@foundlingmother, I thought this might speak to you…

I love this for a couple reasons:

  1. It makes Thor and Loki’s relationship the most important in the movie since it’s the relationship impacting Thor’s character arc, and that’s how it should be in a Thor movie.
  2. The people Thor wants to conquer are Frost Giants, not humans. Asgard’s opinion of Midgard is in no way comparable to its opinion of Jotunheim. Learning how nice and cool humans are shouldn’t impact how he feels about Jotunheim. This is why I explain his change of heart in other ways.

The trouble is, I think a small change like, for instance, Thor noticing Loki turning blue when the Frost Giant touches him would change the plot entirely. If Thor had noticed that, he’d have grabbed Loki and noped the fuck out of the battle on Jotunheim. The conversation between him and Odin would have been entirely different. He probably wouldn’t have been banished, which means Loki wouldn’t have been regent.

There’s an interesting fanfic in that idea. (Obviously there are already works that have Thor find out Loki’s a Frost Giant and never get banished, but most of the ones I’ve read are pro-Odin, pro-Asgard, and anti-Jotunheim, and that’s just not my cup of tea.)

@foundlingmother Perhaps seeing Loki’s hand turn blue is what prompted Thor to retreat from the ongoing battle on Jotunheim. Odin arrived just as they reached that edge and Thor slayed that frost beast.

Thor didn’t blather about slaying the Frost Giants together then, because he was holding onto Loki, confusion and rising panic keeping both of them quiet.

Then after coming back to Asgard, Thor directly asked Odin about Loki, his voice raised. Odin gave them some spiel about saving Loki from those ’monsters’, but Thor, angry and wanting straight answers, lashed out at Odin. Odin finally revealed how he wanted to bring peace through Loki. That shocked both Thor and Loki, causing Thor to personally call Odin out on his shit.

Loki tried to intervene, but Odin banished Thor to Midgard. Now feeling directly responsible for all this shit going down, Loki reacted with his emotions clouding his thoughts. In his attempt to stop Odin from banishing Thor, he got thrown to Midgard as well. Both the brothers banished to the same realm, perhaps landing a bit apart on Midgard.

Hence began the adventure of two brothers rediscovering their brotherhood and love by shared experiences on a strange planet, trying to come to terms with the fact that the man they looked upto all their life was actually a huge liar and tyrant. Cue in the angsty stuff where Loki actually tries to distance himself from Thor, wondering if he feels disgusted to even touch him, or if his touch might injure Thor unexpectedly. Thor trying to pull Loki out of his funk, while trying to get some understanding about the drastically changed modern Midgard. Mjiolnir has also been taken from him, and he is distraught about that too. But for the first time in his life, Thor begins to question if he actually deserves such a weapon, if he actually is an honorable warrior and prince.

On Asgard, Odin plans to destroy Jotunheim. Frigga sees this and asks the warrior 4 to go on Midgard to find the brothers. She herself goes to stop Odin from taking this step. Heimdall and Odin have a confrontation, where Odin almost kills him. But Frigga intervenes. That’s when Thor and Loki arrive back in Asgard.

Thor and Loki finally have to confront their fears and insecurities to fight Odin, who is bent on destroying Jotunheim, while Frigga takes the Gungnir out if the bifrost activating slot, stopping it from frying Jotunheim.

Odin, already fighting odinsleep, finally collapses, and the drama finally comes to an end. The brothers are injured, but not very seriously.

Movie concludes with Frigga sitting on the throne of Asgard while the brothers return to Midgard to thank their new friends (including Jane). That’s when the thing with the Tesseract being rediscovered happens.

I am into this. Yes, indeed.

I love it! My only problem with this is that I don’t think Odin would wanna destroy Jötunheim like that. It woul alter the balance between The Nine Realms and breack the paternalist fazade that he worked so hard on. Maybe if the brothers confront him for something else, like returning The Winter Caskett to Jötunheim.

@artemisa97 That’s true. I think it would make more sense if Jotunheim, using the excuse that Thor invading and killing their kind presents, went on the offensive and escalated it to the point of war. It could very easily be shown to be justified. First, they’re dying and need the Casket back. Second, they’re aware Thor’s the next king of Asgard, and he’s just shown he’s not only willing, but excited to slay them all. Better to go out in one last ditch effort to retrieve the power source they need. Odin responds, now under no obligation to pretend to be peaceful and paternalistic. He’s just defending his Realm. He already punished Thor for his actions, so the Frost Giants are unnecessarily escalating the conflict due to their violent, warmongering nature.

The way I would do it, Thor goes to retrieve the Casket to return it, and he must battle the Destroyer (perhaps with Sif and the Warriors Three). Meanwhile, Loki goes to Jotunheim. Odin and Laufey are battling one another in the same place that the opening showed Odin defeating Laufey. Loki joins in, helps Laufey disarm and disable Odin. Just as Laufey’s about to exact his victory and vengeance, Loki kills him in the same way he does in Thor. Thor gives the Casket to one of Laufey’s sons. The Asgardian army is allowed to retreat.

@foundlingmother Ok, so, while my computer went through some problems, I had time to think about all this scenario and now I have opinions. And girl, are they long…

First, I agree with you with that ending, even if I’m not sure that Helblindi and Bylester would accept their father’s dead that easaly. Anyway, what I actually want to explore is what happens next, since I belive that this could make TDW waaaaaaaay more interesting. Or, in any case, more solid.

Assuming that Avengers happens mostly the same but with Loki being an avenger instead of a villain or, in any case, not really taking part in the conflict at all, I think he would visit Midgard very often. After the whole killing Laufey everything would come out in Asgard and people would know that Loki is a Frost Gigant. Between the racism and the fact that Loki was always the odd one out, being there would be hellish, so he would try to avoid it. And now he had actual friends! Not fake friends that tolerate him just because he is Thor little brother, but friends that don’t care about his heritage and want him around (want him around, not Thor, Loki) because he is himself and they like him, even when he is a lil’ shit sometimes.

That friend would be Jane, of course, because we are forgetting that whole romantic thing with Thor. It wasn’t good, it wasn’t interesting and Thor would have been to busy with the whole “MY LITTLE BROTHER IS A FROST GIGANT AND MY FATHER IS KINDA OF AN ASSHOLE” thing in the first movie, so that never happened (thank Frigga). But I do belive that, little after the first AWFUL AND BOMBASTIC argument with Odin, Loki would sneack to Earth and stay in Jane’s couch. They would be besties because Jane is nice and she would listen to him and support him. Loki would become that friend with a shitty family that appers in the middle of the nightwith a new story about his dad racism and homofobia and, just, assholery. I belive that, after the first times, it would become a thing, not just for when he has problems in Asgard, but a whole weekly thing. They would drink heavily while watching Shakesperian dramas that Loki would get because of the similaritys with Asgardian theather and because his own shitty family live and then talk about magic and sience and the universe. (I also belive that they would understand each other in another way, since Jane is in a very masculine field and Loki has always being insulted for his magic and seidr, that are considered femenine matters; they probably get each other deeply in those subjects and are good support when Jane is called “a pretty face that doesn’t get sience” or when an asgardian calls Loki an agr.) Also, they would end up watching telenovelas because I know that Loki would love them, ok? A lot of people shit in telenovelas but it’s the perfect mix between clasic tragedy and clasic comedy and they are so dramatic: Loki would be adicted. He would also love Empire becuase it’s the perfect combination of Shakespeare and telenovela with a little spoon of social commentary that would resonate with Loki while he is trying to decide if he is more asgardiand than jotunn.

In any case, I digress, what I was actually trying to say is that they would be besties, so Loki could have being there while the whole portal thing was happening. Now, here we start again in the movie itself, but instead of that w-e-a-c-k protection for the ether, it would be AN ACTUAL PROTECTION. Like the dungeons of an old abandoned castle full of protections and traps, but Loki would see the Asgardian Royal Sigil and the ancient drawings and would realize that it had something to do with the dark elves. The version of the story that Odin always told is flawed and Loki reacts very badly because “OMG ANOTHER ASGARDIAN SECRET THEY ALWAYS LIE IT WILL NEVER END I CAN’T EVEN” and breacks the seal because he is gonna find out the truth one way or another. Jane follows him because they are buddies and she is concern. Also, she has no idea of what’s happening and needs Loki to go back to Earth, so… But he frees the ether and it gets inside Jane because of course it does. Loki takes her and go back to Midgard, wich is the moment when Thor appers just like in the movie.

They go back to Asgard, but Odin is ANGRY becuase Loki just waked up the dark elves and freed the ether and now is inside of the stupid mortal, so he accuse him of threason for ignoring the warning simbols and loks him up. Frigga is angry and Thor is angry but Odin is the boss. Loki, of course, it’s also angry because he knows Odin was just expectin for an oportunity like this to get rid of him, so they have a very close version of his trial scene since they are both furios and burning with resentment. Loki is imprissioned.

Now, Thor. Thor is focussing in protecting Jane because she is his friend too and Odin is very racist, but he is conflicted about Loki. Of course, he wants him to be free, but doesn’t really do anything to get him free because he is angry that he endangered Jane and, more important, their relationshipp? Quite tense right now. First, Odin had a lot of time to get in his head and ooooooh, the Old Man is good at it. Second, he had been most of that time away from Loki, since he is returning the Nine Realms back to order and Loki is in Asgard, fighting with Odin. Third, he is jealous AS FUCK. Thor is a fixer. He likes fixing things, he wants to fix things and help the people he loves, he needs to fix things and feel that is his responsability, more so with Loki. But. He has been away. And Loki is going more and more time back to Midgard and the little time they expend together is more and more filled with discussions. Becuase Loki is starting to see that under that golden facade of Asgard there is blood and destruction. Now, Thor is a good person and always try to help, but he is very proud of being an asgardian and probably doesn’t take very well that Loki is starting to try and learn about his heritage because considers that Loki is as much of an asgardian as he is. The way he is starting to reject Asgard is an eco of the way he is starting to reject their bond, reject Thor. So, he loves his brother and want to help him, but he is gonna play with Odin’s rules because Loki is being very unstable lately.

Now is when the elves come into play. Loki, like in the movie, indicates them how to get to the palace because he is so angry at Odin and he belives that the dark elves are probably not as bad as they have being made look. He regrets that later, when Frigga dies protecting Jane.

Thor helps Loki to escape and the go in a very similar way to the rest of the movie. The only change it’s that, when Loki survives, which he is NOT expecting, he doesn’t overthrone Odin. He is done with Asgard. Everyone there hates him and discriminate him and he is just. Tired. He is so tired. He is feeling bad for the dead of Frigga and angry at Odin and doesn’t know what to feel about Thor. So he goes back to Midgard and stays ther with Jane and Darcy, that are thrilled that he is alive because they actually care about him. Asgard knows that he is alive but they leave him alone. Thor comes to visit and they talk, but Loki stays on Midgard.

At least, until AoU. In that movie I don’t really know i he goes in a road trip with Thor to find the infinity stones or if he stays and help Wanda with her magic.

Anyway, I’m sorry for the wall of text and any mistakes that I probable y have comited, english is my third language and DAMN, it’s a long post, I don’t think I will find all of them, xD

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

elfwreck:

kamikaze-kumquat:

gingersnapwolves:

rebelmeg:

langernameohnebedeutung:

matchgirl42:

lesbianjackrackham:

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one.  I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

THIS IS THE BEST THING

Funny as this is, I think it gives Odin way too much compassion and fatherly skills. I picture it more like this:

Odin: I return to Asgard with the abandoned son of Laufey, who is now our political prisoner.

Heimdall: ……that’s a baby.

Odin: ……..well, yes, technically.

Frigga: …….he’s my son now. 

Odin: I’m not sure if – 

Frigga: don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Odin: But, Frigga…

Frigga walking away with the baby: You know, for a guy who gave up an eye to have the ability to foresee the future and all that, you really are pretty blind.

Odin: So, I have no depth perception. Sue me.

Heimdall: they wonder why I don’t go to family dinners…

I know a great many followers of Norse religions who believe Odin should’ve gotten his eye back.

ODIN: I have returned victorious! See, I have brought–

FRIGGA: My child.

ODIN: What?

FRIGGA: I’m your wife; if you’re bringing a baby into my bedchamber, it had damn well better be mine.

ODIN: …but this is…

FRIGGA: The next words out of your mouth had better not be, “an innocent baby that I’m going to keep imprisoned for political gain.”

ODIN: …

FRIGGA: Give me my son.

ODIN: …o…kay?

FRIGGA: Better start telling people this is your son, because I assure you I will have no problems telling people this is Laufey’s son.

ODIN: Heimdall! Please announce to the realm that I have a new son!

It keeps getting better….!

drferox:

the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

  • One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
  • We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
  • We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
  • Meat safety is part of our training
  • Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  • We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

lj-writes:

polytropic-liar:

okay, so everyone has set up the main rivalry in Black Panther as Killmonger vs T’Challa. And obviously that’s the main narrative structure of the story, not arguing with that. But I feel like from a purely character arc standpoint, the actual battle is Killmonger vs Nakia, and she obliterates him.

Erik Stevens is a CIA covert operative; basically, he’s a spy. So is Nakia. And when you look at their various actions through the lens of “who accomplished their mission better?”, it becomes pretty clear that Erik spent 20-some years preparing to destabilize T’Challa’s reign, including having inside knowledge and a birthright on his side…and Nakia spent roughly 36 hours successfully destabilizing his reign, in turn, with nothing but her incredible ability to network disparate resources.

Let’s just review her actions over those 36 hours okay:

– Gets the surviving members of the royal family successfully out of danger within seconds of the coup (aka the only living people with a competing blood claim to the throne aka the greatest threat to his regime)

– Sows enough doubt in the “greatest warrior in the country” about Killmonger’s ability to lead that when the time comes, Okoye and the entire Dora Milaje all defect (eventually saving hundreds of lives)

– Steals a heart-shaped herb from under his nose as he’s identifying it as the most important power resource in the country and trying to prevent it falling into anyone else’s hands, lol too late buddy

– Immediately identifies the person in the country with the best platform to mount a counter-insurgency (M’Baku), identifies what it will take to get him on their side, and casually resolves a centuries-long division in their country while she’s at it

– Correctly predicts Killmonger’s opening move of distributing vibranium to the war dogs, and assists in a comprehensive strategy that shuts it down cold–a strategy they wouldn’t have been able to use if she hadn’t gotten Shuri, Ross, and T’Challa all in one place with the right information at the right time

As soon as T’Challa is back she takes an immediate backseat again (she said it herself, she’s a spy, not the leader of an army), but, seriously, if you have to pinpoint the one person who took down Killmonger, it’s undeniably her. And she did it by clearly demonstrating that her skills as a war dog are miles ahead of his as a CIA agent (due in part, I’m sure, to being trained in a superior country, but also she’s Just That Good).

Yes! Erik’s real misfortune was coming up against a much better and smarter intelligence operative. She also gives the lie to the stereotypical spy narrative (embodied by Erik) that you have to be heartless and violent to achieve your ends. She is the moral center and touchstone of film, so filled with goodness it comes off her like a glow, but she kicks the ruthless Erik’s ass from Wakanda to Kinshasa.

Another thing Nakia was good at was identifying where the necessary resources weren’t, namely in herself. That was why she argued Ramonda out of the idea of taking it herself. It wasn’t self-effacement or modesty, it was a clear-eyed calculation of what it would take to win and the best chance was with M’Baku, not her.

And she did much of this while she thought the man she still loved was dead. She admits as much to Okoye, too. Think of how much sheer fortitude that took, to work through a grief like that to save your country. She is a hero and her heroism is no less amazing for not being flashy or center stage.

Frodo Laid a Geas (and other invisible magic)

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

This was so obvious when I realized it, but I think most people miss
it, because we’re so desensitized by D&D-style magic with immediate,
visibly, flashy effects, rather than more subtle and invisible forces
of magic. When Gollum attacks Frodo on the slopes of Mount Doom, Frodo
has the chance to kill him, but he doesn’t. Instead, he says:

Frodo: Go! And if you ever lay hands on me again, you yourself shall be cast into the Fire!

Frodo’s not just talking shit here. He is literally, magically laying a curse. He’s holding the One Ring in his hands as he says it;
even Sam, with no magic powers of his own, can sense that some powerful
mojo is being laid down. Frodo put a curse on Gollum: if you try to
take the Ring again, you’ll be cast into the Fire.

Five pages later, Gollum tries to take the Ring again. And that’s exactly what happens.
Frodo’s geas takes effect and Gollum eats lava.

On further reflection:

All the other people in the franchise who were offered the Ring declined to take it because they were wise enough to know that if they used its power – and the pressure to do so would be too great – they would be subject to its corruption.

Frodo uses the power of the Ring to lay a geas, and then five minutes later at the volcano’s edge, succumbs to its corruption. The Ring has gotten to him and he can no longer give it up. Because he used its power.

On further further reflection: I’d have to read the section again, but I recall that after throwing Gollum off and laying the geas, Sam observes that Frodo seems suddenly filled with energy again when previously he had been close to dead of fatigue. He hikes up the mountain so fast he leaves Sam behind – and doesn’t even seem to notice that he’s left him behind. 

Could he have been drawing on the Ring’s power at this point in the story?

At this point in the story we’re relying on Sam’s narration, and Sam doesn’t know what’s going on in Frodo’s head, so it’s hard to say for sure.

Having used it once, after spending so long holding out against it, was that the breach in the dam?

Which means that the moment that Frodo succumbs to temptation is not the moment at the volcano – it was already too late by then. The moment he is taken by temptation was when he used the power of the Ring to repel Gollum.

If so, this ties in neatly with discussions I’ve seen about how Tolkien subscribes to a “not even once” view of good and evil – that in many other works it’s acceptable to do a small evil in service of a greater good, but in Lord of the Rings that always  fails.

Re-reading Fellowship of the Rings, and I got to this passage in Lorien:

‘I would ask one thing before we go,’ said Frodo, ‘a thing which I often meant to ask Gandalf in Rivendell. I am permitted to wear the One Ring: why cannot I see all the others and know the thoughts of those that wear them?’

‘You have not tried,’ [Galadriel] said. ‘Only thrice have you set the Ring upon your finger since you knew what you possessed. Do not try! It would destroy you. Did not Gandalf tell you that the rings give power according to the measure of each possessor? Before you could use that power you would need to become stronger, and to train your will to the domination of others.’

In other words:

Frodo asks Galadriel, herself carrying a Ring of Power, “Could I, hypothetically, use the power of the One Ring to do something magical aside from turning invisible?” and Galadriel replies, “Yes, hypothetically, you totally could, assuming the magic you want to do involves laying compulsions on others, but I strongly recommend against it, because it would fuck up your brain.

This was in the first book. At the end of the third book Frodo uses the Ring to fuck Gollum up, forcing him to throw himself into lava if he disobeys Frodo’s commands.

Talk about a chekov’s gun.

Got to this point in my re-read and uh. This was a lot  less subtle than I remembered it.

‘Down, down!’ [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of his leather shirt he clasped the Ring. ‘Down, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot slay me or betray me now.’

Then suddenly, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than the shadow of a living thing, a creature now wholly ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire there spoke a commanding voice.

‘Begone, and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fire of Doom.’

Then the vision passed and Sam saw Frodo standing, hand on breast, his breath coming in great gasps, and Gollum at his feet, resting on his knees with his wide-splayed hands upon the ground.

Yeah.

thebibliosphere:

wtfiswrongwithme:

keepcalmimspidey:

midoriko-sama:

the-chicken-is-not-amused:

artschoolglasses:

I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.

Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.

And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.

The look of utter defiance Dudley gives Vernon as he steps over the fence though 

And how he does it really slowly as well as if to say “What you gonna do about it huh?”

The phone rings. It was an absurd wedding gift from his father in-law, and one which much to Harry’s surprise, had actually worked when he’d plugged it into the landline. Arthur had taken to phoning him on it, just for the pure novelty of the thing—though how they’d managed to get a BT engineer out to the Burrow without causing an incident, Harry doesn’t know. He’s not sure he wants to.

“Hello?”

“Uhm,, is this…is this the Potter residence?”

There’s a beat of silence as Harry adjusts the receiver against his ear, not quite sure he’s heard who he thinks he has. “…Dudley?”

“Yea…uhm, Harry?”

“Dudley.” Harry repeats numbly, turning to look at Ginny who is looking at him expectantly, eyebrows raised. “Uh…Christ, Dudley, hi how did…how did you find this number?”

There’s another beat of silence and the crackle of static that might have been a sigh or simply just the line breaking up. “Hi, sorry I know you probably…sorry this was stupid. I uh, I put your name in the computer and this was the only thing that came up.”

Oh.” Harry breathes, still trying to recover his equilibrium. Ten minutes ago he’d been using his wand to clear away dinner, he’d been getting ready to sit down and read through some reports before putting the kids to bed, and now somehow, he’s talking to his muggle cousin who he hasn’t seen since… “How, how are you?”

“Good, yea” Dudley replies, seeming to rally, “You?”

“Yea, uh, doing well…”

The conversation lasts maybe a half hour, faltering and awkward. But they’re going for a coffee at the end of the week and Harry supposes…that’s…that’s a thing that is happening.

*

“Harry…”

Harry turns and looks up, and looks up some more at the looming figure blocking out the light. 

“Dudley,” he says, standing up and hoping the pang of something awful doesn’t show on his face. For a moment he thought he’d been looking at Vernon. “It’s good to see you.”

Dudley gives him a look that says he clearly knows Harry is lying, but is thankful for being humored. “You too, you’re looking good…”

They pass the  first few minutes with awkward pleasantries and even more awkward silences. But it’s…nice would be too strong a word, but it’s not bad either. He even manages to get a smile out of him when he calls him Big D, the other man shaking his head with a self depreciating eye roll.

“Dad died,” Dudley says after a while, and Harry feels an icy hot flash go down his spine, curdling in his gut.

“Oh,” he says, not quite sure how he’s supposed to feel about that, “I’m sorry to hear that.”

Dudley snorts into his coffee. “Somehow I doubt it.” and it’s not accusing, but Harry still can’t help but feel like he should defend himself. The words they locked me in a cupboard are on the cusp of his tongue but Dudley gets there before him. “There’s a lot of things…looking back…lot of things…” and it’s not an apology, not really. “Took me a long time to realize certain things weren’t right…too long.” 

Harry nods at that, because yes, it had also taken him a long time too to understand the full of extent of what had gone on in 4 Privet Drive. He still doesn’t like tight spaces.

“You realize things though, when you have kids,” Dudley carries on, shaking his head, “Like they’re just kids, how can you do that to a kid? They need you for everything.”

And Harry can relate to that too. Lily is three and Ginny is pregnant again and James already has an alarming alacrity for finding trouble and with or without magic Harry doesn’t have enough hands to deal with it all. But he loves it, and he loves them, and the thought of anyone ever treating his children the way he remembers his first eleven years of life is enough to make the electric lights over their head flicker. 

“You’ve got kids?”

“Two,” Harry says, “third one on the way. You?”

“Nice. Just the one, so far.” He hands over his phone, the image of a bright young girl with dark skin and tight ringlet curls staring back at him from the grasp of Dudley’s arms. “Effie.” He smiles ruefully at Harry’s obvious surprise. “Dad wasn’t too happy about that either.”

“She’s gorgeous.” Harry says, handing the phone back and pulling out his own wallet to reveal the moving pictures inside. 

Dudley flinches a bit at that, but he guffaws broadly when he spies James. “Cor, he don’t half look like you. No glasses though.”

“No,” Harry says, pushing his own glasses back up his nose. “He’s got his mother’s eyes, thankfully.”

“Actually, Harry, there was something I was hoping we could…talk about.”

And ah, there it is. “What about?”

“It’s…it’s about Effie…”

And when he’s done talking Harry just wants to lean back and laugh and laugh and laugh, because of course Vernon Dursley’s granddaughter is a witch, of course she is. But he doesn’t, because Dudley is doing the one thing he can think of to try and help his child, and Harry can’t fault him for that.

*

They keep in touch after that. Christmas cards, postcards—gifts for the kids on birthdays. The year Effie turns eleven—the same as James—Harry drops a casually long thought out text into the familial void.

“Diagon A this weekend, if you’re up for it?”

The text comes back quickly, a little too quickly for the way Dudders pecks at his phone whenever Harry has seen him typing. “Snds gd, 1st pint on u 😉 – Big D 🍺🍺🍺👌👍”

It’ll be painfully awkward, it always is. But it’s something.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

recklessprudence:

kyraneko:

gay-jesus-probably:

So if an Obi-Wan Kenobi movie does get made, there’s three different settings it could have, each with its own pros and cons

Option one: Pre-Phantom Menace, during Obi-Wan’s apprenticeship

Pros:

  • Would be Obi-Wan’s least stressful canon apperance
  • Qui-Gon
  • Mace Windu
  • Could move Xanatos from the EU into canon
  • Squishy baby face teenager Jedi
  • No Jar-Jar
  • Palpatine’s dickishness is all firmly backstage; if it’s even involved at all

Cons:

  • Ewan Mcgregor can’t play teenage Obi-Wan
  • No Anakin
  • No Ahsoka
  • No Padme
  • No R2-D2 or C3-PO

Option two: During Anakin’s apprenticeship, in the ten year timeskip between TPM and AOTC

Pros:

  • Ewan can and would play Obi-Wan
  • Anakin’s wonderous adventures in the early/mid teen years
  • Parenting hijinks
  • Mace Windu
  • Perfect opportunity to give some canon elaboration on normal Jedi life, as that has literally never happened beyond tidbits here and there
  • Plot could be Obi-Wan obliviously fucking over Palpatine’s repeated attempts to assassinate him, and almost pushing Palpatine into a stress aneurysm because how the hell does Obi-Wan not even notice the assassination attempts what the fuck

Cons:

  • Qui-Gon is dead
  • It’s all downhill from here
  • Still no Padme, considering she’s specifically stated to not interact with the other two until AOTC
  • Still no Ahsoka
  • We have to look at Palpatine being trusted and respected by the Republic and know that there won’t be a happy resolution for a good 20-30 years and I mean even then oh my god

Option three: Set it during the time skip between ROTS and ANH

Pros:

  • Still Ewan Mcgregor
  • It makes perfect sense for Ahsoka to be involved
  • It makes perfect sense for Bail to show up as well
  • We might actually get to see Breha Organa
  • Small child Luke! Small child Leia! Both viable cameos!
  • Rebellion era, meaning the overall tone of the movie would be ‘fuck the establishment, fuck the government, fuck fascism’ which are very positive messages that should be sent these days
  • Qui-Gon’s ghostly hijinks
  • Darth Vader

Cons:

  • This is the saddest possible Kenobi
  • Oh my god it’s so sad
  • STILL NO PADME
  • LETS JUST GIVE PADME HER OWN MOVIE THIS IS RIDICULOUS
  • The Jedi are dead and everything is painful
  • …Darth Vader
  • Oh my god it would be so sad
  • The title would probably have to be ‘Obi-Wan’s Adventures in Crushing Depression and Toppling Governments: A Star Wars Story
  • Seriously it would be like Rogue One but worse because we already know how fucked Obi-Wan is and oh my god
  • Star Wars is a family franchise but the setting would just feel wrong if Obi-Wan didn’t yell fuck at some point. lets face it he’s earned it.

Conclusion: Make an Obi-Wan trilogy. Don’t let George Lucas write the dialogue.

Personally I want a post-ROTS-pre-ANH movie that starts with Obi-Wan, Bail, and several of Padme’s handmaidens kicking the Rebellion into gear, finding Ahsoka on the way and dragging her into the mess, all with everybody running themselves ragged trying to keep various secrets from various other members of the squad—and from Vader, who eventually shows up to take issue with their attempted revolution.*

  • Obi-Wan trying to keep from Ahsoka that Darth Vader is/was Anakin.
  • Bail trying to keep Leia’s origins from everybody.
  • Obi-Wan trying to keep Vader from finding Ahsoka without letting Ahsoka know why.
  • Everyone trying to avoid Darth Vader.
  • Everyone trying to figure out who the fuck Darth Vader is.
  • Seriously, freaking scary-powerful Force user shows up out of nowhere already high-ranked in the Empire, what’s up with that?
  • The handmaidens looking for Padme’s missing baby.
  • The handmaidens looking for Padme’s missing husband.
  • The handmaidens looking for Padme’s missing killer.**
  • Clone troopers joining, supporting, working for the Rebellion.
  • Clone troopers suffering over their part in the Jedi massacre.
  • Clone troopers doubling down on their loyalty to the Empire to shut up the cognitive dissonance and bury the guilt.
  • Who’s who?
  • Have fun guessing.
  • Saw Gererra, Steela Gererra, Cham Syndulla, Mon Mothma, Bail, Breha, Draven, other Rebel group leaders all joining forces to coordinate this massive push and arguing over how to do it and what’s okay to do.
  • Is Maul still alive?
  • Maul conflicted as to whether to kill the Emperor, kill Vader, kill Obi-Wan, all of the above.
  • Maul offering his services to the Rebellion in the assassinating-the-Emperor field.
  • Hondo.
  • Boba Fett.
  • Vader has been sulking growing strong in the Dark Side and wants to end this rebellion and prove himself to the Emperor, and will hunt down everyone involved.
  • Fuck why do all these Rebel ladies look so damn much like Padme?
  • Vader vs Feelings.
  • Vader vs the not-so-vague suspicion that there are some Force-users scurrying about behind the scenes.
  • Anakin’s former friends and colleagues and soldiers agonizing over what they find out about Vader’s origins.
  • The Canon Ping-Pong of keeping people who aren’t supposed to meet yet from meeting and recognizing each other.
  • Ahsoka in face paint pretending to be an entirely different Togruta when she encounters Vader.
  • Boba Fett taking off his armor and going undercover as a clone.
  • Seriously massive large-scale conspiracy to overthrow the Empire.
  • That comes crashing down on them hard enough that people think each other killed, to explain why they aren’t in contact by ANH-time.
  • Clone rebellions as the primary reason why troopers in the OT-era are mostly recruited regular citizens.
  • Clone rebellions as the primary reason it’s referred to as the Clone Wars and not the Clone War.
  • The handmaidens figuring it out and trying to kill Vader.
  • Vader probably kills the handmaidens.
  • It probably fucks him up a bit.

*Yes, revolution. I want there to be plans in the works for a full-on, top-down HULK SMASH level attempt to gut the Empire and reinstall the Republic. None of this passive waiting on their meta-destiny as though they’re aware of the restrictions of canon. I want the Rebellion to throw almost everything they’ve got into this, and fail hard enough to put years between them and fighting strength again, make them hesitant and dubious of each other, explain why ANH seems to act like the Rebellion is a newish threat rather than one that’s been at their throats for twenty years.

**They are Padme’s bodyguards and sisters and confidantes and they know a lot more about her than anyone expected, and they know how to investigate and read signs and read between the lines and they prepared her body for burial, they know there’s a baby that didn’t die with her and they know Anakin Skywalker was the father and they know Obi-Wan was lying when he said Anakin was dead and they know she didn’t just randomly up and die, and their priorities are 1) get baby, 2) find baby’s (loved, trusted, loving) father and reunite them, 3) figure out who killed Padme and kill them. Isn’t misinformation fun?

@deadcatwithaflamethrower, that last one – plotbunny for you or someone you know? *nudge*

@recklessprudence, you are cruel. Someone else. Please. *shoves plunny in different direction*

knitmeapony:

briskeboys:

vikingpoteto:

not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

“would you kill me my love?”

“for wakanda? No question.”

a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”

Listen.  LISTEN.  *cups your face in my hands*  Listen to me.  I have never so perfectly and purely seen a Paladin depicted in a movie as I saw in Okoye.  Lawful good to her core.  Pure, unvarnished loyalty to Wakanda and her people evident in every goddamned motion.  Dignified, graceful, reverent respect for the rules of her country and its greater good.

There is something so beautiful about faith, something that just burns through with a beautiful glow that lights up someone’s eyes and every expression.  There is a confidence and a peace that is both palpable and enviable when faith has been tested and come through intact. You could so hear it in her voice.

Personal shit is great, and I’m glad she was seen in a loving relationship.  The Lone Woman Warrior trope is worn thin, and I’m sure even thinner for black women who are often not allowed to be lovable people on screen.  But the core of the Paladin is ‘there is something greater than I, and I will sacrifice everything for it’, and it was beautiful to not only see that happen on screen but see her proved right, see her win, in one case by not even raising her weapon.  She stood firm in her faith and the narrative said yes, it said this is just, it said your very faith will protect you from harm.  And she’s not seen as hard or cold edged weapon for that.  The imagery around her in that moment is more like a saint or an angel, glowing and reaching out a peaceful hand to a symbol of one of the tribes of her country.  Her country loves her back.

Okoye doesn’t just love her country.  She doesn’t just serve her country.  She doesn’t just believe in her country.  She has unshakable faith in an absolute truth: Wakanda Forever.  

She is elevated for her faith as much as her skill.  

It’s fucking breathtaking.