Tag: nature wyd

gallusrostromegalus:

luxtempestas:

antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

this only increases the ‘nature has a spare parts bin that occasionally falls over and produces weird shit’. other examples include: platypus

jhaernyl:

elodieunderglass:

meromattandin:

elodieunderglass:

drewdrawsstuff:

sun13shine:

drughouse:

weaintaboutshit:

imsoshive:

purpleshirtedeyestabber:

5thdimensionbruhman:

denisefromoffgrovestreet:

teamikaruga:

saintdeanthomas:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 

I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

Whole block eatin good tonight

@donesparce

@la-siren

I could eat for days off of his fat ass

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

Why did I know what picture was coming? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOOOO

LMFAOOOOOO

There’s a couple of these big suckers in the Lahn in Limburg. It’s one of the places that they take people to do diving instruction and training in Germany and sometimes the divers come back completely horrified because they crossed paths with something straight out of Lovecraft and the instructors are like “Oh, you saw the catfish.”

I guess if that doesn’t scare you off of diving, nothing will.

They also pose as different people online… dangerous creatures

I FOUND IT! And on Elodie’s blog no less. Someone give me a detective award

holy SHIT you found something on my blog? on my TUMBLR blog, with your own hands, you found something you were looking for? Something THIS old? JEsus FUCK, yes, @meromattandin you get an AWARD

Ok but catching those two was a Sampei level feat, jesus look at the size of those things.