raven-the-redhead:

courtney-p-22:

claw-animalae:

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip

arachnaboy:

aprettystrangeblog:

girlswhorunmyfandoms:

sonic-spade:

The true marvel millennial

We all talk about Spider-Man and Shuri but but we are sleeping on the real OP: Vision. He’s two years old and literally built from the internet. You don’t think he would use vines as a way to talk like a human?

Vision says “Don’t forget to like and subscribe” instead of goodnight.

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Instead of Peter and Shuri saying ‘Alexa play despacito’ they say ‘Vision play despactio’ and Vision just starts projecting music out of his mouth

verycorrectavengersquotes:

Baby Spider and Momma Spider

Peter: *crashes into the tower through the window* AM I LATE?!

Tony: Peter, we have a fucking door.

Natasha: Peter, no.

Tony: Thank you Nat! See what I mean, Peter?

Natasha: You have to have the minimum momentum to get through, so you break less glass and make less noise.

Tony: NAtaSha nO

blanca-angelica-loveless:

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence: