???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.
Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes
the “weird” corner of northeast america
cows
Where David Cameron fucked a pig.
On a sound between two mountain ranges.
West of the Chesapeake, between two rivers. It’s not a fucking swamp, it’s a plain.
Cabrillo, Scripps, Horton and Spreckels.
Lawyers, guns, and money.
Heroin, guns, murder, crabs, and John Waters.
Uffda.
cacti, unbearable heat, scorpions 🦂
the wooooorst cheetoh is basically my neighbor.
Cheesesteaks, liberty bell, declaration of independence, heroin
Frank Sinatra sang a song about it.
Beavers, trees and lumberjacks
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, and the Cabots talk only to God.
The land without the letter “R”
sand. but high sand, so sometimes cold.
Dude Chilling Park.
Oak trees, redwood trees, predominantly left-leaning politics, and six to eight hours a day of “rush hour” traffic.
Flat and under water, but like, don’t worry about that. It’s under control
Important Anglican cathedral in a swamp.