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Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta – CityNews

i-cant-unsee-the-horror:

mylifeasaserver:

onemillionspiders:

gwenfrankenstien:

portmanteaurian:

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

you know at first the manager’s just thinking she took out the pills and added the penne, and when she opened the second bottle in the store his mind just went 

it wasn’t her?

My first suspicion would have been she did it too. 

An exchange would be a surprise.

But this? What the hell.

Holy shit. I’m cackling.

Those vitamins were….

Impastas. 😂😂😂

@punguinpower

Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta – CityNews

incorrectquotesofhockeyhistory:

Ondrej Palat: Stammer, I am Hungary.

Steven Stamkos: Maybe you should Czech the fridge.

Vladislav Namestikov: I’m Russian to the kitchen.

Tyler Johnson: Maybe you will find some Turkey.

JT Brown: We have some but it’s covered in a layer of Greece.

Brayden Point: Ew, there’s Norway you can eat that.

Jake Dotchin: I think I’d settle for a can of Chile.

Chris Kunitz: That sounds appetizing, I would love a Canada Chile
as well.

Ryan Callahan: Denmark your name on the can.

(Nikita Kucherov looks into the camera like he’s on the office.)