demad69:

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @goddessofroyalty @markwatnae

Dear fuck.

communistbakery:

nijuukoo:

sheenaduquette:

kurota-haruka:

tsukidaisy:

neuxue:

alltimekxylx:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

quotes from my flat, part two

“Buzz Aldrin has always been a bit of a sasstronaut.”

– My flatmate on Buzz Aldrin’s Twitter comments about Trump

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

justbadpuns:

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

just-shower-thoughts:

I guess the EU has 1 GB of free space now

this pun is the only good thing to come out of brexit

naamahdarling:

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

i promise to never make fun of your characters names because i have a bard named charm

his full name is charm dimeshore

SON
OF

A

FUCKING

smugapathist:

starry-fight:

starry-fight:

starry-fight:

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

Gingerbread, and an awful pun.