so: I need a… um… liquid transport thing?
me: …a cup?
so: yes
so: …
so: the closest I got was ‘reverse boat’
so: I need a… um… liquid transport thing?
me: …a cup?
so: yes
so: …
so: the closest I got was ‘reverse boat’
“Jesus H.D. Christ!”
“Why is Jesus in high def?”
(to the tune of ‘Hey Macarena’)
“Mother one, mother two, mother three, motherfucker,
Mother four, mother five, mother six, motherfucker,
Mother eight, mother nine, mother ten, motherfucker,
HEY MOTHERFUCKER!”
“Buzz Aldrin has always been a bit of a sasstronaut.”
– My flatmate on Buzz Aldrin’s Twitter comments about Trump
“…some would argue that rugby is the national religion.”
“Some would argue that the national religion is ‘she’ll be right,’ which is roughly analogous to ‘hakuna matata’.”
“…that’s actually pretty accurate.”
(we’re watching a WW2 doco – our flatmate walks past)
“Oh look, it’s Hitler in his Mein Kampf-y chair.”
On ‘Swiss Army Man’:
“There was more cross-dressing than expected.”