Probably about five people will think this is funny, and I hope the other four see it.
…My calculations appear to have been in error.
I for one am existentially terrified of the HMS Incomprehensible.
His Majesty’s least Euclidean ship.
HMS Indigestible should prove a problem for any foolhardy sea monsters.
HMS Indigestible would be the only ship capable of defeating the kraken.

