michiganbabe22:

Hockey Penalties and other phrases

• Too many men = too much man.
• Icing = skate too slow, team too tired
• “Play is under review” = 4 blind men didn’t see the play and now will spend 15 minutes trying to revive their eyesight.
• Off-sides = skate too fast, no goal for you, dumb af
• High sticking = stick to yourself, no one wants your stick in their face.
• Goaltender Interference = no idea, such bullshit.
• Roughing = too touch, much bad touch
• Game Misconduct = very bad touch
• Fighting = slight scuffle, mostly hugs.