jackson-dies-at-the-end:

onegirlintheback:

iprayforangels:

wombatking:

thanatosdementor:

posingasme:

the-weaver-of-worlds:

writing-prompt-s:

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

Everyone is convinced that Wrath is useless because while he insists he makes the main stand up for himself Pride does a much better job of it. One day the main character is walking along, depressed, apathetic, and sees someone dragging their dog down the block by its leash. It’s clearly in pain. Suddenly Wrath goes full forth and the main character realizes that only Wrath can spot injustice.

Haven’t we earned a little Wrath?

Can the guy be played by Chris Pratt?