i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
Snakes that large are actually incredibly lethargic most of the time. Even if they haven’t eaten, they know they can’t eat you, just don’t hurt them and they pretty much don’t give a damn.
Dude, I don’t like snakes – I have a healthy respect for predators that large – but forserious, if you’re chill, most animals won’t give a fuck.
And that’s a LOT of money, too. A few non-venomous snakes? pfffft.