writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:
One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?
In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.
concept: they year is 2028. elon musk, jeff bezos and every other billionaire overlord out there have finally fulfilled their lifelong ambition to escape The Event, and have gone to establish the first super-advanced human colony on mars. we’re treated to a 10-episode live broadcast of them murdering eachother in the space of a month. there’s a highly acclaimed sequel where the sole survivor slowly goes bonkers as he realizes he’s all alone, his vast fortune is worth nothing out there, and even if there was a way to return to earth, he lost all of his humanity long ago so what does it matter.
the rest of us, older and wiser, begin the difficult but satisfying task of rebuilding society and healing the earth, and are much better off in the long-run.
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
As an ace i second that^
if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine
We don’t accept checks, but money orders will work.
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