Everyone’s really-really-dead, Marvel? Fine. Let’s roll with it.
Introducing the all-female Avengers team:
1500 words, many of them spoilers.
Tag: spoilers
reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther
- sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him
- continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis
- a small selection of things she roasts him on
- his ex
- his shoes
- his old outdated technology
- his ass getting kicked by her inventions
- “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord
- “don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”
- pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all
- somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic
- sees things in science fiction and invents them
- names said inventions after bad puns
- always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved
- “great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows
- wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella
- checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible
- she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her