star wars: the force awakens – Steel Phoenix Studios

winterstar95:

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

tantiveiv:

he’s felt a disturbance in his damn lineage, that’s for sure

*cackles*

The last one. 😂

thrawn:

thrawn:

finnrey figure skater/hockey player au is valid but ONLY if rey is the hockey player and finn is the figure skater.. its the only realistic possibility

you think for an INSTANT rey “sweaty stick-wielding melee fighter” would be a pretty ice princess? you think finn “expressive face, thigh muscles and flawless skin” would be the jock? fucking Wrong

phantomavenger:

car-sonofmilos:

viperbranium:

byebyebriar:

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth:

Fire:

Air:

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

They’re gonna meet in the middle

In the middle they will find the avatar, master of all elements and the force:

lesbianrey:

goodsprings:

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

my brother my brother and me

kiddohah:

Don’t fire Matt😂😂😂

daryshkart:

they are written in the stars~♥

heyyoungbleed:

saturnsmoon:

let’s bring this back

also your daily reminder that this is the TOP RATED FIC in the ENTIRE STAR WARS TAG with 22699 kudos and 145707 hits

latinxheroes:

Poe Dameron by Kevin Wada

smolwars:

Space Twins 💛

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

godlessondheimite:

sogay4rey:

bodhirooke:

bodhirooke:

its kind of disappointing how everyone turns rey into some soft, clean aesthetic queen with glitter and pale pink fabrics when in canon rey is a greasy girl icon

fanon rey: soft, smells like roses, always wearing glitter, no bad angles, pale smooth fabric queen
canon rey: doesnt know what a hairbrush or makeup is, steals fries off your plate, will fight you in a parking lot

If I hung out with Rey we would have fart contests

that is the best addition to any post, sw-related or not

please consider that poe thinks hygiene is wiping down with the least greasy rag and rey just kind of scrubs off with some sand when she gets too crusty and finn is used to an absolutely scrupulous twice-daily hygiene regimen with water and sonic and specially formulated deodorants because you don’t want Army Stonk building up in a spaceship, or, god forbid, your armor. so he like, he loves poe and rey to death. he loves them. but he just watched poe try to explain the Sniff Test to rey, unsuccessfully, and he is kind of screaming internally now.

both rey and poe are in awe of how soft and sweet-smelling finn is and he’s like “listen it’s an ancient stormtrooper secret called WASH YOUR SOCKS WITH SOAP.”