Tag: star wars

wardens-oath:

wardens-oath:

so i was in a music store today and they were playing heavy metal music

specifically, heavy metal covers of the star wars soundtrack

let me tell you, there’s something about hearing a heavy metal rendition of the cantina band music that makes you feel like you’re having an out-of-body experience

so people have asked to hear it and y’all are lucky that i managed to snag a look at the cd on the counter (they display the one they’re playing)

so, behold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1PhK2WIEpM

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

demad69:

freakishlemon:

scarletjedi:

forcearama:

cidraman:

Obi & R2.

*yells*

I don’t seem to remember owning a droid my ass.

As if ObiWan could forget that shiny blue troublemaker.

In my head it goes like this –

Luke (oblivious) : He says he belongs to an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Etc etc

Ben (distracted and barely paying attention to the conversation): *Former master my ass, you little scrap heap. You’ve never listened to me in your LIFE. I always had to drag Anakin or Ahsoka or Padme away from what they were doing just to get you to talk to the faulty navicomputer when you were in the same damn ship and just as likely to die if I flew use through a star*

R2: *stares blankly and flashes a red indicator light like [[shut up jerkface, I had to convince the kid somehow]]*

Ben (smirking, sarcasm missing Luke by a parsec because sandpeople): I don’t recall ever owning a droid. Very interesting.

R2: [[Missed you, too, asshole]]

@poplitealqueen @deadcatwithaflamethrower

Yep, pretty much this.

Random clone pilot headcanons

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thebisexualmandalorian:

  • Pilots are widely regarded as the most absolutely batshit of all the GAR, except maybe the heavy gunners
  • They stare death by fire or the vacuum of space in the face every battle and say “not today motherfucker”
    • They’re adrenaline junkies at best
  • The ground troops joke about “too much zero g” scrambling their brains but goddamn if they don’t respect every last one of the crazy motherfuckers, because there is no better sight than a bunch of fighters coming through the smoke when you’re pinned under heavy fire
  • It’s an unofficial GAR rule that pilots are never allowed to mingle with the heavy gunners, unless you really want something to be on fire or blown up
  • Someone always has a story about a buddy’s batchmate’s squadron leader who flew a mission buck-ass naked.  
    • All pilots have been explicitly banned from trying it
      • They try anyway
  • Pilots are shorter and slimmer than “standard” troopers, to control how much extra weight is in the fighters
    • That doesn’t mean they’re any less capable of fucking your shit up if you want to start a fight with them
  • Nobody talks about the ghost ships, don’t ask about them
  • Pilots are a very tight-knit group, and if general GAR gossip is rampant, the comm chatter from the pilots is wild
  • They work hard and play harder
    • If shenanigans are happening on leave, there’s an 85% chance there’s at least one pilot involved
      • They run in packs, and the amount of chaos caused is directly proportional to how many pilots are there at any given time

Yes please, more of this.

dazeridley:

❝ There are no black people on Game of Thrones. You don’t see one black person in Lord of the Rings. And though Star Wars had featured a few black characters—Billy Dee Williams as a smuggler, Samuel L. Jackson as a peripheral Jedi—they were less represented in the galaxy than Ewoks. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Because you see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you’re a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers. ❞