SG teams 2 onwards: we completed the mission and returned home on time.
SG-1: okay… that sounds fake but okay.
SG teams 2 onwards: No conflicts arose and there’s been no signs of any System Lords in the sector for the last 300 years
SG-1: Now you’re just LYING
SG teams 2 onwards: Nobody died on this mission.
Daniel: I feel personally attacked.