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SUCCULENT CLIPPINGS

VERY IMPORTANT BOTANY

VERY IMPORTANT SAFETY MEETING. 

alanapants

IT ISN’T SCIENCE IF YOU AREN’T WRITING IT DOWN

VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION. 

!!!

THEY ARE ROOTING FOR ME.

VERY IMPORTANT CHEERLEADING.

!!!!

WHAT

IM…

I AM VERY IMPORTANT GRANDMA. 

you look almost exactly like justin mcelroy

I HAVE NEVER MET A MCELROY.

THEY SOUND VERY IMPORTANT.

THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF MY VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE. 

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By Foodydiy on Instagram

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

I used to have chocolate rock candy in my house and it was a bad idea because one time I tried to eat a rock that I thought was candy.