incorrectquotesofhockeyhistory:

Ondrej Palat: Stammer, I am Hungary.

Steven Stamkos: Maybe you should Czech the fridge.

Vladislav Namestikov: I’m Russian to the kitchen.

Tyler Johnson: Maybe you will find some Turkey.

JT Brown: We have some but it’s covered in a layer of Greece.

Brayden Point: Ew, there’s Norway you can eat that.

Jake Dotchin: I think I’d settle for a can of Chile.

Chris Kunitz: That sounds appetizing, I would love a Canada Chile
as well.

Ryan Callahan: Denmark your name on the can.

(Nikita Kucherov looks into the camera like he’s on the office.)