it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.
The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.
Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator – first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.
“Everybody to the Limit” is a staple at middle school dances.
Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.
The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.
Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.
Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.
Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.
Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart.
So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.
Listen up kiddies, if you actually managed to miss out on Homestar Runner, you’d best watch all these links, you won’t regret it
as a citizen of the internet, you are obligated to know this important milestone of our heritage.
Everybody come on fhqwhgads.
ALSO IF YOU FOLLOW ME YOU ARE REQUIRED TO WATCH THIS ONE
WHY?
BECAUSE I SENT THAT EMAIL THAT’S WHY.
I AM STILL NOT OVER THAT I GOT TO BE A PART OF THIS BEAUTIFUL LEGACY WITH MY DUMB EMAIL I SENT LIKE A YEAR BEFORE IT GOT ANSWERED. AND THANKS TO MY DUMB LETTER EVERYTHING BLOWS UP.
this is all the most important thing on this website and you must reblog it all
Steel Phoenix Studios 