airyairyquitecontrary:

world-cat:

vegan-vulcan:

starlight-lilith:

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

Mirror image

image

dissonant whispers

counterspell

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

Delayed Blast Fireball

Polymorph Other

Psychic Scream

Astral Projection

Space Australian Medicine

mx-delta-juliette:

Despite the best efforts of everyone involved, something truly nasty escaped Earth. They call it giardia, a microscopic organism that their Planetary Protection Officer called “pretty dumb” and “not too bad, really, a week of digestive upset and then it’s over.”

Yes, Earth has a Planetary Protection Officer. They have a Planetary Protection Office, and have had one since they were sending probes around their own solar system. Doctor Ma-et had found it a bit silly, like a child concerned about the cleanliness of their toys, until she learned that the job of the Planetary Protection Office had always been protecting other worlds from Earth.

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