Tag: this is great

transformativeworks:

youaspiretomalevolence:

linssweater:

This thread omg

[Twitter thread by @seananmcguire:

Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown because when her mom packed movies for the trip, she only packed the little boy’s favorites.

“FINDING NEMO is just as good,” says Mom.
“DORY IS A GIRL LIKE ME AND YOU ONLY BROUGHT BOYS LIKE HIM,” wails the girl.

I feel you, kiddo.

Mom is now asking girl to be reasonable, as apparently boy gets mad when he has to watch “girl” movies, and “You’re more mature.”

I am so on this kid’s side right now you have no idea.

Little boy has joined conversation: “I like MOANA she likes MOANA we should do MOANA.” A protest singalong has begun.

Mom: “Don’t disturb the other–”
Both kids: “YOU’RE WELCOME YOU’RE WELCOME YOU’RE WELCOME.”
Mom: “–passengers.”

YOU SCREAM LIKE THE VENGEFUL MONSTERS YOU ARE, CHILDREN. YOU SCREAM.

Update: I am now on the mom’s shit list for helping with the lyrics to “Shiny.” Both children now shriek-singing “SHIIIINYYYYYY.” I win.

Little girl now singing “How Far I’ll Go” while little boy has launched into “Let It Go.” Mom appears to need a drink. YOU EARNED THIS, MOM.

Mom: You’re disturbing people!
Older woman with German accent: Do you want to know how the song goes in German?

GERMAN GRANDMOTHER NOW TEACHING US DISNEY SONGS IN GERMAN. JAPANESE GRANDMOTHER INCHING CLOSER.

MOM LOOKS TRAPPED, CHILDREN ARE DELIGHTED, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.

I am like, 95% sure both of these grandmothers would adopt these children if given half a chance.

Japanese grandmother has a beautiful singing voice, and is teaching us “Do You Want To Build A Snowman?”

We have attracted several more children and three more grandparents. I feel my work here is done.]

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powerjock:

drgnfckr:

powerjock:

drgnfckr:

blackoutthestars:

humoristics:

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

what happens if u clap during the meeting

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

wintersoldierfell:

wintersoldierfell:

i’m so tired of movies whose only real premise is “the best dude in the world at this non-white thing… is a white dude.” like The Last Samurai, where Tom Cruise is for some reason the only one who can properly understand samurai culture. i want the opposite of that. i want a movie where the best person in the world at this extremely white thing is a non-white person. Like imagine Aziz Ansari has to enter a bagpiping contest to save the honor of some teeny Scottish town and ends up marrying the stoic, humorless Scottish babe who is inexplicably good with swords. Or the fate of the American nation somehow depends on Li Bingbing learning how to play bluegrass. Or idk Canada’s hockey team has lost its coach and is going to suck and only the magic of Lupita Nyong’o can save them. Or maybe there’s a sports team from a country that doesn’t traditionally do the sport and oh I’m thinking of Cool Runnings. Let’s all rewatch Cool Runnings

…anyway has Aziz Ansari seen this post yet

necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

Send this to all the straight boys

poplitealqueen:

demad69:

i-put-the-purr-in-perfect:

profanefame:

jumpingjacktrash:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day.
You are Safe Now.

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

wasn’t gonna, but then…

…now I’m imagining the Cassowary being a superhero, the Chicken being a healer person for the Cassowary, and the Duck being a villian.

@poplitealqueen @markwatnae @goddessofroyalty @deadcatwithaflamethrower

Thank you, Feathered Dinosaurs and their chicken sidekicks.