otherwindow:

Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

Invitation to that show should be sent to everyone whose argumentation is worth playing the Female Armor Rhetoric Bingo with.

~Ozzie

I think I know what the first round of costumes would include!

And of course, my favorite groin-injuring bullshit outfit

Let the games begin!

-Icy

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

lesbianantiiope:

ithelpstodream:

turbocunt:

albotas:

GENDERBENT LARA CROFT COSPLAY

Genderbending cosplay is nothing new, we see it all the time. Usually it’s hot chicks dressed as sluttier versions of male characters, but we rarely see manly-men, like Dr. Teng above, dressed as scantily-clad lady characters.

I’d actually kind of like to see this idea pushed all the way to the opposite end of the spectrum — like dudes cosplaying as super suave and macho versions of half-nekkid chicks. I wonder if the character’s would even still be recognizable.

(top pic via Anna Fischer)

CHECK IT: More cosplay posts on Albotas.com
BUY: Cosplay Made In Japan (Japanese Edition)

omg

I fucking love this!

@bikiniarmorbattledamage some empowering male cosplay and a lovely example of giving men the same skimpy outfits as their female counterparts. A truly wonderful cosplay, if I do say so.

Always open to a sexy male take on Tomb Raider! We had a CG 3D one and 2D colored pencil one on the blog already, so real life version is welcome as well! 

This really is an equal opportunity sexy costume.

~Ozzie

vor-the-voice-of-reason:

deanky:

forkfuck:

mi0da:

name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant.

In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks-

So, does that make Mario a mass murderer for destroying the brick blocks and other inanimate objects he finds on his journey for powerups?

I’m just going to leave this information here.

actually it doesn’t!!! 

the bricks that the toads were turned into are NOT the normal bricks. they’re the question blocks! that’s why you get the power ups. they’re actually rewarding you for freeing them, you’re not hurting them!

You just tore down Matpat’s entire edgy Game Theory™ on this