ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter 

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

badly-exported-pixel:

tuhmblr-logic:

auncyen:

missjonesie99:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

This made my day so much fucking better

sacrificethemtothesquid:

granola-peasant:

spoonerprince:

soulkiba:

tinysaurus-rex:

THE TINIEST FEET

@nueps

Watch her consider the finger

This is an Anna’s Hummingbird; named after Anna Masséna, Duchess of Rivoli.

Also, evidently hand feeding Hummingbirds is a kinda popular thing. All you have to do is put sugar-water that’s been dyed red or any other bright, flower like color in your hand and stand around some hummingbirds.

It highkey looks like that hummingbird just attacked that person’s hand and is now drinking the blood though. Lol

…have you ever met a hummingbird? They want nothing more than blood.

systlin:

pelicancity:

6qubed:

oceankin:

transjemder:

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

Holy gods this man is going to be the next god of nature in my next DnD setting 

catgirl9696:

uglyassbitch42:

elliehopaunt:

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog – is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat – is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!