sakakoura:

I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.  

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

Congress Quietly Pushing Bill to Require National Biometric ID for ‘ALL Americans’

bluesrat:

iron-sunrise:

anarchoblake:

timconway:

anarchoblake:

free-market-pluralist:

perspectivemax:

moralanarchism:

Earlier this month,  Rep. Bob Goodlatte [R-VA-6] introduced H.R.4760 – Securing America’s Future Act of 2018, a sweeping bill that entails everything from Education and the Workforce to Homeland Security to the military. Also, tucked away in this 400-page behemoth of a bill are the details of a new biometric National ID card that could soon be required for everyone.

Not surprisingly, there is almost no media coverage on this legislation.

H.R. 4760 establishes a mandatory National Identification system that requires all Americans to carry a government-approved ID containing “biometric features.” Without this card, according to the legislation, you will not be able to work in this country.

The legislation was drafted under the auspices of providing a legislative solution for the current beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program.

However, as Ron Paul points out, “this bill would give DACA recipients a 3-year renewable legal status while forcing a biometric National ID card on virtually everyone else.”

Lmao they can try

scumbag bastards

Nah fuck that

“they can try” not to be a pessimist but they’ve been brainwashing people to accept this and it’ll most likely happen unfortunately

I’m not doing this shit. They can fucking try

‘Securing America’s Future Act’

from the 80s to Oughties this exact trope was dystopian future fodder. Like, it sounds like its from one of those movies.

so uh

shit

This is the kind of thing you can actually get your Republican Congresscritters to listen to you about.  The Tea Party crew get the creeps over stuff like this.  Make some noise.

Congress Quietly Pushing Bill to Require National Biometric ID for ‘ALL Americans’

nerdycurvyboundandflirty:

hohomylad:

daddydommunismkills:

patheticjunkies:

patheticjunkies:

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

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i don’t understand

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

thegoombs:

thegoombs:

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???