what is this even – Page 3 – Steel Phoenix Studios

official-nhl:

Clearly the ref is very inclined to stop whatever is happening here.

fascinating

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

nutellaslave:

blank:

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

mhalachai:

carl-jung-lean:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,”

i’m literally speechless

i would like to thank 2017 for giving me this.

ceramiclemon:

chronicintrovert:

batatonia:

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

I’m not even kidding, the first 3 times this video came across my dash I thought this was Dylan Larkin.

prokopetz:

yafictiondoublefeature:

jaspervevo:

shadzu:

ehjorth:

toulouselastartrek:

okatu:

the cuil theory

jesus CHRIST

tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL

i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012.

its a meme revival

cuil theory: useful for measuring how deep into the dreamworld you really are

The really hilarious part is that the rant that video is based on was originally written in response to the debut of a search engine by the same name. The search results it produced were often… eccentric, to put it delicately. Imagine being a programmer and having your life’s work immortalised in this fashion.

nestofstraightlines:

copperbadge:

emotionsandgrahamcrackers:

copperbadge:

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.

in another thread, this user writes:

my name is Dog,
and wen its tea,
i hope they giv
sum foode to me –
i hope they shair
befor its gon –
they never do.
i dont get non.

😦

and then replies to their own comment:

my name is Cow,
and this is tru –
my caynine frend,
its up to yu.
so just be brayve
and smart insted –
and be like me.
i lik the bred.

First of all how dare you

I thought about these poems a lot today

bestieverladd:

#TheseLeafsAreAlright

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

letangier:

wnnbergs:

r-u-n-n-i-n-g-with-the-wolves:

hail-to-the-goalies:

my eyes are BURNING

(all portraits by TradedNHLPlayer on twitter)

WHAT ON EARTH.

THIS IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE

Marner and Marchand as penguins interest me, and toews as a blue is pretty interesting also.

But Malkin as a hawk? Too disgusting to comprehend

me@Habs and Avs: you can’t haaaaaaaave hiiiiiiiiiiim

me@Canucks: even Pricey and Ovi can’t save you

Tag: what is this even

my eyes are BURNING