He’d want a bouquet of these, you just *know* it. (I bet he’d also have raised a giant one in the greenhouse he has in the Jedi Temple grounds. It’s one of his proudest achievements).
These are the ones who smell like rotting dead meat, I think xd
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
So ugly
My name is Ebony D’arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im actually laughing so hard omg
This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!
JFC, Michaeangelo wasn’t this bad at women and his idea of “sculpt a girl” was sticking some apple-shaped tits on a body he’d modelled after a man, and at least HE had the excuse of being gay and not giving a fuck
My brain is very YES, BUT, NO about this. The outside looks like a very heavy cube of wood. The inside looks like fluffy delicious butteryness. The outside also looks like delicious cronch. I want to bite it but also not because I might hurt my teeth.
i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes
and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????
I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.
here’s some personal favorites of mine. synopsis included.
keep in mind that none of these are parody videos. they’re all 100% serious I promise you
Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species
Christ
That’s a lot of nuggets right there
can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god
Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths.
I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.
Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.
There’s a couple of these big suckers in the Lahn in Limburg. It’s one of the places that they take people to do diving instruction and training in Germany and sometimes the divers come back completely horrified because they crossed paths with something straight out of Lovecraft and the instructors are like “Oh, you saw the catfish.”
I guess if that doesn’t scare you off of diving, nothing will.
They also pose as different people online… dangerous creatures
I FOUND IT! And on Elodie’s blog no less. Someone give me a detective award
holy SHIT you found something on my blog? on my TUMBLR blog, with your own hands, you found something you were looking for? Something THIS old? JEsus FUCK, yes, @meromattandin you get an AWARD
Ok but catching those two was a Sampei level feat, jesus look at the size of those things.
Steel Phoenix Studios 