fawxblogs:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

wh….

semitics:

galewing-the-cat:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

wahbegan:

comcastkills:

only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes

hey hi what the fuck does this say i literally can’t understand any of it it’s like you just strung a bunch of random words together

Some innocent statements of mine were taken out of context and widely distributed.

@comcastkills is referencing that fact in a futile gambit to discredit me.

Note the absence of any word “fetish”.

why else would you want a human pet what the f

Their easier to house-train.

They can eat a broader range of foods (not obligate Carnivores like cats and dogs).

They aren’t banned from restaurants.

They don’t shed on the carpet.

Lots of reasons.

#when will this man die….

When the last star falls silent.

When the void is as cold and empty as the hearts of my detractors

When all is dust beneath the uncaring gaze of entropy.

When the lie of existence is laid bare.

When there is nothing at all which dares to pretend that it is real.

When I am truly alone.

perhaps not even then…

It’s okay dude, you can admit it’s a fetish.

I would prefer not to.

I have a traingirl fetish and I’m perfectly open about it. The stigma around unusual fets need to end. People need to stop using our fets against us in arguments!

I don’t mean to be intrusive, but does that extend to older steam trains, or only to modern diesel/electric trains?

Modern trains, but if an anthro steam train girl was well executed I’m sure I’d welcome her with open arms.

Thanks for sharing that.

IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE OMG

Yes, you are.

So am I.

So is everyone else.

You aren’t special.

damn human pet dude dropping facts

🤘🏻😔🤘🏻

this is the legendary post. if you look at it directly, you will die instantly. i can confirm, i’m typing this from my grave.

The train trigger guy… trying to help the monarch human pet guy come to terms with having a fetish… I’m. I need a moment

dragonbacon59:

towel-guy:

inudono:

gucci-flipflops:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. 😂

Bruh.

A lvl 20 chaotic good bard

It upsets me how accurate that description is

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

beachdeath:

“the CIA is releasing tens of thousands of files and videos from bin laden’s compound today, except his DVDs of ‘home on the range’ and ‘ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs’ and his copy of final fantasy vii, because those are copyrighted” is not a sentence i ever thought i would type, but 2017 continues to be full of surprises

What.

spyrno:

lemondemon:

joey-wheeler-official:

novelty-gift-ideas:

Smash-it Stress Relief Jelly Soft Pig

immortal

this is so scary if i saw this god like gelatinous pig orb slowly reforming in front of me it would do the exact opposite of relieving stress

You Fear His Power

wuhluhwoo:

anarchoclintonism:

…

this image is surrounded by negative energy

the-stray-liger:

solanastera:

peppapigvevo:

maxiesatanofficial:

jasper-rolls:

maxiesatanofficial:

whitedusk2:

ORANGINA　オランジーナ　

hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck

don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on

fair point. let me amend my question:

WHY the fuck

how did this post miss the best 3 ones:

Those are absolutely the best three.

is France ok

soybean525:

This had better character development than most movies I’ve seen lately

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that’s lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it’d go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

primarybufferpanel:

lillkogobean:

colorousme:

transgambit:

transgambit:

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA

for the love of god please watch the video i am in stiches

I was confused but the key element here is that they’re electric scooters, so they’re more or less completely silent. That can be a danger in traffic (especially for cyclists) so they need to make a kind of sound. And why have it make boring engine sounds when you can make it say MMMmmmmm PIZZA!

bethagain:

sacrificethemtothesquid:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

oh-em-gee-wowe:

just-tea-thanks:

meabhair:

systlin:

frenzy5150:

systlin:

untilstarsfall:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas

Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.

And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.

And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.

Square up, bitch.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT

Submitted

SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL.

After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”

“I’m not joking.”

“Ma’m?”

“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”

Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.

“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”

“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”

More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”

“You do that.”

ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.

You are my hero

I’m in south Houston and I’ll be your tap in.

HOUSTON!!!! I WILL FIGHT TOO

I’m in Los Angeles and I will be there with a bat. Just in case.

sign me up too. I swing a decent hammer, and I have an entire laundry list of unresolved anger issues.

Did anyone share this with the news outlets yet? Because I think more people need to know about this.