do you ever find a list on wikipedia and you’re kind of like “i’m not sure why i’m surprised to discover this list is on wikipedia”?

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

[CAPTION]

*Off screen* Alexa

*Fish lifts head*

*Off screen* What’s the weather?

*Fish with calm woman’s voice* Currently, in Cambridge it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight you can look for rainy weather with a low of 43 degrees.

This is pretty much the physical representation of my feelings about these devices.

(the bf: “You’re taking this too Siri-ously.”
me: *whacks him with a throw pillow*
the bf: “Help! See the violence inherent in the system!”)

America

WHAT. What even.

I want a do-over on 2016.

watched the habs-jackets game

What the hell happened? I feel for them (especially Pricey, who couldn’t do anything from the tunnel), but that was some shitty, shitty hockey. Gonna fuck up their stats something chronic.

wtf self, part 2

I can’t choose a team by how hard I ship the players, right? Right?