callmebliss:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke – it was trying to baptise him

her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender

to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.

as a sort of silver lining, through the grace of the force she was able to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.

::sips coffee::

::stares off into the far reaches of Monday with a sort of blank delight::

WHAT.

xander-official:

maxofs2d:

ah, i see youtube has rolled out the “set your computer on fire” feature

“Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it badly enough”

dailychrisevans:

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sapphia:

lornacrowley:

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

thanks for making me literally throw my phone across the room in horror

letangier:

wnnbergs:

r-u-n-n-i-n-g-with-the-wolves:

hail-to-the-goalies:

my eyes are BURNING

(all portraits by TradedNHLPlayer on twitter)

WHAT ON EARTH.

THIS IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE

Marner and Marchand as penguins interest me, and toews as a blue is pretty interesting also.

But Malkin as a hawk? Too disgusting to comprehend

me@Habs and Avs: you can’t haaaaaaaave hiiiiiiiiiiim

me@Canucks: even Pricey and Ovi can’t save you

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my eyes are BURNING