potofsoup:

The only reason this exists is because I said “but what if Bucky painted his arm to be candy-cane striped?”

But anyway, Happy Christmas-kah, to those who celebrate.

And for everyone else (like me), I hope you are enjoying the cheap and bountiful candy canes and doing that thing where you lick it to a sharp point and stab people with it.

…doesn’t everyone do that?

jhaernyl:

the-last-hair-bender:

shetanshadowwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

lypten-tee:

mistress-flamecaller:

the-gladekeepers-disciple:

the-beat-girl:

clash-trash:

stupidstarjarrod:

hawkyaly:

jollybytch:

zackthefabulator:

kalabeth16:

zukoxcoffee:

manasurge:

princesstokyomoon:

lifesahedge:

pebnawolf:

novatite:

ninja807:

token-jackass:

semitura:

roselucksky:

kveris:

xan-is-gay:

eyzmaster:

atomictiki:

oolongearlgrey:

yungmethuselah:

This highly scientific two-step word search predicts what you’re getting for Christmas with astounding accuracy.

“harp rat” 

???

majestic vampires?

cherub velociraptor?????????

Real Disappointment

🙂

me: a loud sweat

Taco dress

Fluffy velociraptor???

YOU MEAN LIKE A PLUSHIE??

YEEE

astonishing jetpack…

FUCK YEAH

Indescribable Boardgame. lol

Shiny harmonica. But I’ve already got one of those

Gluten-free glasses wtf?

A sharp cello
But i cant even play any instrument D:

Juggalo sad

Hypnotic Paperworkbeans. Well okay then.

FLUFFY COMMUNISM

Sky blanket, sweeeeet!!!

Toxic sweater. Thanks mom…

Impressive gamer?

Indescribable shirt

Colossal sweater

Fantastic hoehorn?????

Gaudy Jetpack

benign potato

Enormous Wookiee

Wot

Rain eat
I’ll take the rain, in California we don’t get enough of it

Grotesque Laryngitis

well ok  then.

striped poltergeist

… errr, pass?

Shinny poltergeist.

I will also pass.

Indescribable paperwork.

…. who sent it to me and *why*?

Sharp LEGO.

All LEGO is sharp, especially on the floor at 3AM.