If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

silentauroriamthereal:

crustysvm:

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

AMEN

Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!

I need this more than I need clean air to breathe.

bluegrasshole:

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

sanerontheinside:

@deadcatwithaflamethrower I found some giggles

YAAASSSSSSS BURN THEM, MIKE.

Reblog if you have an original story!

shisenota:

I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.

j-la-vie:

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

Three Types of Millennial Humor

iprayforangels:

Surrealist: Eggs are our enemies ಠ~ಠ

Dark: Roses are red, we all crave death

Surrealist Dark: I scream into the void, the void screams back, the void understood.