fearlessinger:

cogentranting:

In Infinity War, when the army in Wakanda is charging forward to meet Thanos’s army, you see Steve and T’challa fly past everyone because they both run super fast. But Bucky is just as fast. And Bucky was not with them. Bucky looked at the army of weird alien monsters and thought to himself “I’m not in any hurry to get to that. I’ll jog it.”

#he’ll definitely follow you into the fight #but he’s not gonna be enthusiastic about it

sensationallysavage:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:

psiotechniqa:

gayasslena:

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person – because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

quousque:

marissarei:

blackbird-brewster:

I love this so much.

This is so cute

this is the kind of top-quality pun that passes my stringent re-blogging standards

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

vinebox:

parks-and-rex:

spongebobsquarepants:

ohhwendypeffercorn:

nudepalettes:

mismatchedsocksquad:

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

Sponge daddy 😭

Maybe its a cover…

Im tryna be this rich….

Soon.

quality commentary, indycar edition

“…they just have to hold on, it’s a question of who has the willpower.”

(pregnant pause)

“…Will Power’s down in seventh.”

– Eddie Irvine failing to resist temptation at Race One of Indycar’s Dual in Detroit

tiqerboy:

tiqerboy:

if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving your pitchfork and incomprehensible rhetoric to thank them is sad. and all i’m gonna feel in response is utter secondhand embarrassment for how stupid you are. like you’re dumb bye

don’t just like this, reblog it! let trans women know you love and support them in this community!

glumshoe:

I just got swarmed by a dozen preschoolers who were VERY touchy and VERY interested in my lesson. They were three toddlers petting my hair while I tried to teach them about animal teeth… the rest all opened their mouths as wide as possible and shoved themselves close to my face so that I could see that they, too, had teeth in their mouths.

Great job, babies. You sure do have teeth. Thank you for not biting me while you attacked me with hugs.

ayellowbirds:

Honduran white bats! They make a tent by chewing the leaf to cause it to collapse downward like that, and then huddle up together inside to roost.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

wearemage:

wanderingxrivers:

@hedgiwithapen, I see no lies.

Amen.

whimsy-cat:

“The Elizabeth Taylor Ceremonial Cape from Cleopatra is an ornately designed piece made of thin panels of gold-painted leather adorned with hand-stitched gold bugle beads, seed beads and bead-anchored sequins.”

From the 1963 film.